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Gaijinfest 2010: Domo Arigato, Mister J-Rocko

Stereo­types about Japanese cul­ture per­sist in the Western con­scious­ness, in spite, or per­haps as a result of our increased expo­sure to it. Blogs, mag­a­zines, and TV shows love to say, “OH LOOK AT HOW WEIRD AND FUCKED UP JAPAN IS,” and that’s because people who don’t live in Japan only want to see only the bizarre things that come out of Japan. This is true chiefly in two areas: porn and music. But this isn’t Fleshbot or what­ever, so LET’S MUSIC BLOG!!

I co-host an occa­sional radio show on KSFR. It’s a grave­yard shift show, which is great for all the insom­niac tweaker types because they prob­ably actu­ally like shiny, hyper­ac­tive animé tunes. But there’s that stereo­type again: not all Japanese music is cute girls with 20,000 sailor out­fits singing about love, burning spirit, and food. Main­stream pop in Japan, like main­stream pop every­where else, is pretty much the same over­pro­duced, slick non­sense. Of course, Japan has great bands of all types right below the sugary pop frosting. This entry is intended to serve as a brief guide to some of the acts that make up the cake below the frosting (see Rohin’s guide below if you’re more of a just-give-me-the-sweets type).

I’m going to start with “modern Japanese folk rock music,” a term I pretty much despise–so let’s just call it “rock” for now. For English-speaking lis­teners, it almost doesn’t make sense to listen to it, since rock music in the style of Bob Dylan or Joni Mitchell has as much lyrical weight as musical. If you’re lis­tening to the Japanese equiv­a­lent of Lady Gaga, the lyrics may not matter so much, right? That shouldn’t be the case for the Japanese equiv­a­lent of Leonard Cohen.

Actu­ally, it is the case, since a rock singer worth any­thing will be singing like they’re about to pushed off a cliff: des­perate or defiant, or even both. With this in mind, you don’t need to know Japanese to like Kazuki Tomokawa and Morita Doji. Kazuki is a dude, and Morita is a lady, by the way. Both sing like they go way beyond giving a shit, into the realms of var­ious other kinds of bodily distress.

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This video by Tomokawa should make it clear he is not singing about candy and first kisses. Or maybe he is, but he’s very upset about those things. What­ever, I’m basi­cally learning Japanese solely so I can trans­late this dude’s lyrics (which will take a long time). He’s been per­forming since the late 70s, var­i­ously writing his own lyrics and adapting those of other poets like Naka­hara Chūya. He’s often com­pared to Kan Mikami, who also sings with no remorse or fear, but I like Tomokawa’s furious, punkish inten­sity a little more. Both are still active and per­forming in Japan, and nei­ther have lost their style. Lis­tening to his record­ings from the 70s and 80s, Kazuki, lov­ingly referred to as the “screaming philoso­pher,” seems to have lost none of his vigor and voice, and remains more a force of music than just another singer-songwriter.

Morita Doji is on the other end of the rock-singer spec­trum. She’s a sui­cidal Joni Mitchell. She has nothing to rail against, except her own with­ering dis­ap­point­ment with reality. In short, she is my dream girl. Her most famous song is “Boku­tachi no Shippai,” which can be trans­lated as “Our Failure.” This is fucking weird as hell, since Japanese titles and lyrics are almost never this direct. Regard­less of what the lyrics are (and they’re pretty depressing, according to what I remember of a trans­la­tion I can no longer find), you know she’s singing about some­thing she can’t change. The music tries to be wistful and warm, but it doesn’t really help. This singer is falling a long way off her cliff and she doesn’t really care. Pretty much all her songs are like this; songs that seem like echoes of someone who’s no longer there.

In fact, no one has heard from her in more than 27 years. Some people think “Morita Doji” isn’t even her real name. Her songs became pop­ular in the 90s when “Our Failure” was used as the theme for a pop­ular TV show, which led to the recording of many ill-conceived cover ver­sions. In the mid-90s a psych-rock group formed to exclu­sively cover her songs, but they didn’t get per­mis­sion to do so, so their album got pulled from shelves almost as quickly as it was released. These songs are pretty much the only good covers of Morita Doji you will ever hear.

I’m passing over plenty of good Japanese rock music here, but this is just a sam­pler. This album is a great intro­duc­tion to the rock scene of Japan in the sev­en­ties, but it focuses on folk rock and doesn’t get to the great Kraftwerk and Talking Heads inspired stuff that rose up later in the decade. Hey, what a great sub­ject for a future blog here, huh?


Scott White works with com­puters, cats, food, bikes, cars, elec­tronics, gui­tars, friends, words, and deep and impor­tant feel­ings in New Mexico. He plays a 5th-level half-elf female rogue in Dun­geons and Dragons. You might hear more from him in the future, but man, who even knows?

Japan’s First Ladies of Pop

In an age when “Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah! Roma-Roma-ma-ah! Ga-ga-ooh-la-la!” has become an iconic watch­word, you have no choice but to com­mence eye­roll sequence when some dun­der­head flails his arms and cries, “I DON’T SPEAK JAPANESE AND AM INCAPABLE OF APPRECIATING SOLID MELODIES, IMPRESSIVE VISUALS, AND GENERAL KICK-ASSERY.” Now more than ever, pop is about the impor­tance of exciting sounds, on-key war­bling, nifty out­fits, and sharp art direc­tion above the actual con­ceit of “lyrical con­tent.” This is pre­cisely why the J-Pop pen­ta­gram of Utada Hikaru, Namie Amuro, Shiina Ringo, alan, and Yano Junko is one all people with ears should learn to love. But to pace our­selves, let’s wrap our heads around the queens first: Utada and Amuro.

Utada presents a wel­come foil to such a case study in dun­der­headed xeno­phobia. While flirting with an English-language career, Utada hasn’t made it the cen­ter­piece of her artistic ambi­tions. Still in her twen­ties, she is essen­tially a bizarro-world Britney Spears: a pic­ture of the pro­to­typ­ical Amer­ican pop star had she (a) not suf­fered a tragic melt­down and (b) learned the value of cre­ative autonomy. Utada is proof that child stars pushed into pop­stardom at an early age need not come apart at the seams as they stumble into their twen­ties. Like most young pop­strels, Utada built her name on medi­oc­rity, shilling J.Lo-esque pas­tiches at first, like “Addicted to You” (1999).

But unlike her Amer­ican coun­ter­parts who stall and ulti­mately crumble before they can evolve, Utada man­aged a bril­liant evo­lu­tion, her­alded by sin­gles like “Trav­eling” (2001) and “Sakura Drops” (2002). Although it would still be another three years before she’d finally grow into her musical matu­rity, as someone who could handle more lay­ered pop.

As Utada grav­i­tated towards mid-tempo pieces with more sub­stance, this ulti­mately left a vacuum for a proper J-Pop dance diva. It was a niche that Koda Kumi and Ayumi Hamasaki couldn’t fill, because the former was unin­spired and the latter—while holding the “Queen of J-Pop” title for cer­tainly some time—struggled to keep up with trends. Enter Namie Amuro.

Amuro essen­tially ped­dles Pocky pop—it’s cavity-inducing stuff that places a pre­mium on style over sub­stance. It’s also an aes­thetic that shame­lessly engages in product place­ment, like in this Patricia Field-assisted Vidal Sassoon-hawking video for “New Look” (2008):

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Although per­haps it’s here that she had even pur­ported pop fore­run­ners like Lady Gaga beat.

But what’s exciting with Amuro’s pop is the gim­mick that comes with each release. “New Look” served as one-third of a triple A-side single (the entire effort finan­cially fronted by Vidal Sas­soon) dubbed 60s70s80s. With “New Look” sam­pling The Supremes’ “Baby Love” (from the 1960s, obvi­ously), “Rock Steady” sam­pled Aretha Franklin’s song of the same name, while “What A Feeling” rounded out the the set by appro­pri­ating Irene Cara. Then there is also Amuro singing songs like the double A-side “Dr.” / “Wild” (again, Vidal Sassoon-sponsored), and man­aging a number of musical styles within a tra­di­tional pop structure.

What Amuro and Utada both do well is enter­tain the main­stream. We could eth­no­cen­tri­cally liken the Amuro–Utada dynamic to a heady Madonna–Kylie Minogue style of pop ten­sion, though unlike that pop pair, nei­ther Amuro nor Utada seem with­ered enough to ever devolve into some­thing as dreadful as a leather-clad Madonna stum­bling awk­wardly around sad rap beats. Per­haps the best thing about this duo is that their oli­gopoly on J-Pop cre­ates a slightly lower class of even more inter­esting pop—but let’s not get ahead of ourselves.


Rohin Guha is hard at work on his first novel, which fea­tures steamy scenes of tea-sipping and a back-handed slap or two. If you Google his name, you’ll find that he has, at one point or another, aroused the curiosity of the fol­lowing com­mu­ni­ties: Adam Lam­bert fans, white suprema­cists, fem­i­nists, Taylor Swift fans, and Japanophiles. You’ll also find that he’s written for quite a few places.

Deftones Return with Diamond Eyes; An End to our Incantations?

It’s been a while since we’ve written about the Deftones here at girl­pants, not least because I’m the only one here who can stand them and because they haven’t put out an album in three-plus years. Nev­er­the­less, the some­what unlikely search term “Chino Moreno fat” keeps pulling vis­i­tors in to our blog. It’s so suc­cessful that in our darkest hours we sit in a circle around a can­dlelit hexa­gram on the office floor and chant it over and over again to summon the hit spirits: “Chino Moreno fat, Chino Moreno fat, Chino Moreno fat.

Well, a lot of things have changed since I wrote about Sat­urday Night Wrist in 2006. First of all, Chino’s not fat any­more. It looks like he’s started taking his physique seri­ously, aban­doned In & Out burgers, and gotten back to burning calo­ries by writing chord-shredding songs. Because second of all, the Deftones are back with a new album and it’s pretty fuckin’ sick.

Dia­mond Eyes imme­di­ately recalls Around the Fur, the band’s breakout record, in its inten­sity and melod­i­cism. Not that the interim albums lacked these qual­i­ties, but for a time the band seemed to be pri­marily con­cerned with proving them­selves as standing apart from the nu-metal/rap-metal main­stream. They did this con­vinc­ingly, but in doing so they sort of played against their strengths at times. White Pony was their OK Com­puter, fid­dling with exper­i­mental elec­tronics and varied song struc­tures at every turn. The self-titled album made a point of saying “hey, we can do heavy too! we’re fuckin’ metal!!” (cf. “Hexa­gram” and “Bloody Cape”), and did it ad nau­seam. Sat­urday Night Wrist mixed the approaches of the pre­vious two albums and man­aged to pro­duce the sin­gu­larly awful “Pink Cell­phone,” inar­guably the worst of the band’s career, along with more than a few pretty damn good songs.

So here we are years later with Dia­mond Eyes. What have we here? Well, only the best album they’ve put out since White Pony. Have a listen to the lead single, “Rocket Skates,” and a look at its stylish if kinda juve­nile video (showing Chino’s slacker beard in full effect):

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It’s not their best song, nor the best on the album (I mean, that chorus…), but it’ll give you a taste of the rest that’s in store. Dia­mond Eyes hits stores on May 4th on Warner Bros., but you can pre-order it now if you feel ever so inclined.

The Best Worst Record Review of All Time; 10.0, Best New Video

For those of us who are in the above-25 age bracket, it’s old news that Pitch­fork, that ven­er­able bas­tion of hip­ster trend­set­ting and mediocre prose, was once down­right ter­rible. Unar­guably, inex­cus­ably so.

The evolution of a man.Prob­ably every home­grown pub­li­ca­tion has these embar­rassing teething prob­lems, but in Pitchfork’s case this Ter­rible Epoch coin­cides neatly with the time when Founder and Editor-in-Chief Ryan Schreiber was a reg­ular con­trib­utor. In the course of the site’s slow, stum­bling crawl from sub-Geocities design and sub–Karen’s LOST Note­book writing toward the point where Schreiber could be listed as a nom­inee for Time’s 2009 Person of the Year, the media mogul pub­lished a string of cringe-inducing “reviews” of albums—some emi­nently for­get­table (Walt Mink? 10.0? What?) and some clas­sics. And Ryan was at his absolute worst when appre­ci­ating leg­endary artists.

Case in point: Schreiber’s hair-clenchingly godawful writeup of John Coltrane’s Live at the Vil­lage Van­guard. This hood classic (thanks, Mike) has recently been given new life by some enter­prising YouTu­bers with a knack for ani­ma­tion and silly voices. Look here:

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If watching it wasn’t enough for you (you sick, twisted person), you can read the unabridged orig­inal text of the review (since banish-ed from P-fork’s hal­lowed halls, per­haps in recog­ni­tion of its shameful nature) here.

Loscil – Endless Falls

Since 1999, Loscil (aka Scott Morgan) has been making the kind of dreamy, pleas­antly rain-soaked ambient music that might draw imme­diate com­par­isons to genre greats like Elu­vium, Bios­phere, and Stars of the Lid. Drones, field record­ings, and looped, nearly sub­lim­inal per­cus­sion all figure into Loscil’s soundscapes—an ideal mélange, I’ve found, for writing and writing, among other med­i­ta­tive activities.

In his day job, Morgan is the drummer for much-loved Van­couver indie band Destroyer—something you’d never guess from lis­tening to his work as Loscil, and some­thing I never would have known if it weren’t for a guest-starring turn from Destroyer’s leading man Dan Bejar on the closing spoken-word track of the new album, End­less Falls.

But let’s back up a bit. In truth, my first expo­sure to Loscil came from the indie puzzle game Osmos. A seam­less aes­thetic expe­ri­ence, the game melds beau­tiful visuals with absorbing sounds as the player guides a “mote” around a level filled with other motes, trying to con­sume smaller ones and avoid being swal­lowed by larger ones. The con­cep­tual focus on con­ser­va­tion of momentum isn’t at all out of line with Morgan’s own musical goals. Osmos is a bril­liant piece of game design, and the music (both by Loscil and other promi­nent ambient artists) fits per­fectly there. Buy it. Play it. It’s cheap!

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Morgan’s newest album is a fur­ther evo­lu­tion of the sound he devel­oped on ear­lier works like First Nar­rows, Stases, and Plume. The record begins and ends with the sound of rain—perhaps an overused trope in the genre, but per­fectly imple­mented and seem­ingly fresh here. The warmth of Loscil’s recent albums has cooled a little here, despite a title track that opens things with atmos­pheric strings over a soft drone. These strings are prob­ably the most ani­mated and most sen­ti­mental ele­ment on End­less Falls—at times even reminding me of Trevor Jones’ won­derful but not exactly reserved work on The Last of the Mohi­cans’ soundtrack—giving some early emo­tional heft to a col­lec­tion that might oth­er­wise seem dis­tant. “Estu­arine” fol­lows, bringing in back­ground piano fig­ures and a shuf­fling beat surely made by the “looping oscil­lator” func­tion in Csound that gives the Loscil project its name. The middle sec­tion of the album, par­tic­u­larly “Shallow Water Blackout,” “Fern and Robin,” and “Lake Orchard,” are quiet in the extreme, while the last two songs up the inten­sity level a little.

The penul­ti­mate track, “Showers of Ink” fea­tures inter­twining bells and elec­tronic sounds that recall the beau­tiful Van­gelis score for Blade Runner—long a per­sonal favorite of mine. “The Making of Grief Point” puts an inter­esting and sur­prising excla­ma­tion point on End­less Falls, fea­turing Bejar’s stream-of-consciousness monologue—poetic, ellip­tical, his voice occa­sion­ally trip­ping over itself, but full of cut­ting lines that make you laugh out of nowhere—over a per­sis­tent, clip­ping beat (almost fit for a micro­house track) and washes of piano and strings. The lyrics con­cern an imag­i­nary album called Grief Point, and the per­sonal and polit­ical tur­bu­lence involved in cre­ating it. While the meaning is never pre­cisely clear, the col­lec­tive feeling of the words fits the omi­nous and med­i­ta­tive music like a glove.

Loscil — “Showers of Ink”

End­less Falls dropped on March 1st on the ven­er­able Kranky label. You can buy it here or here.

Roisin Murphy’s Lobster Dishes

Some­times, the Acme Cake Company-scented winds are blowing just right near Girlpants’s Bush­wick offices; on those days, it is pos­sible to spot the mul­ti­col­ored scarves of media mogul Rohin Guha bil­lowing down the avenue as he arrives bearing sweet, sweet Ritter Sport Butter Bis­cuit and pop tid­ings almost equally as sugary.

Recently, Rohin showed up to draw me out of my end­less loop of old Radio­head videos with some infor­ma­tive tid­bits regarding a rather fan­tastic video. Now, I know the world is all about Beyogaga’s “Tele­phone” today, but if you read below you’ll find video com­men­tary straight from the lady that pulled off head­gear and eye-puncturingly awe­some cos­tumes long before the days of Gaga: one Róisín Murphy, buttery-voiced singer for­merly of Moloko and now solo. “Movie Star” is a pas­tiche of pop ref­er­ences in its own right; you may well rec­og­nize some Cyndi Lauper and some Twisted Sister, but most of all there is the per­va­sive (per­ver­sive) touch of John Waters. This snippet should clarify:


Rohin Guha: Tell me about the “Movie Star” video and its John Waters influ­ence.
Róisín Murphy: It’s a scene I remember so vividly from being a teenager and seeing that scene with Divine being raped by the lob­ster. It stayed with me all that time. It reared its head again. I also know so many crazy people in London who could play these parts. Really through the music, I got to know these people. I just thought it would be great fun. 99% of my videos just have me in them, so I get bored of that.

RG: Was it dif­fi­cult trying to recreate the Lobstora-Divine scene?
RM: We didn’t get a good lobster—that’s a fact right there. When the lob­ster turned up, I was a bit dis­ap­pointed. It was like padded. A padded, leather lob­ster. Appar­ently John Waters didn’t want a lob­ster. He wanted a mon­ster or some­thing else. They couldn’t get the mon­ster, and they could only get this lob­ster from the seafood restau­rant. He was making do with lob­ster. I’ll tell you what: We couldn’t get a lob­ster like that even when we wanted one.


See? You don’t need to watch the orig­inal Clash of the Titans to see mon­strous sea things. Just check Róisín’s video:

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Then, do a bit of YouTubin’ down the river of dreams that is the Internet for the clip of Divine and the dirtbag crus­tacean from Waters’s Mul­tiple Maniacs. You won’t regret it, I promise.*

Then, finally, for good mea­sure, this awe­some song, which has nothing to do with either topic but which does show­case Ms. Murphy’s pipes on her recent col­lab­o­ra­tion with pro­duc­tion duo Crookers:

Crookers feat. Róisín Murphy — “Royal T”

* It is pos­sible you will regret it a little, but then we cannot be friends.

friday filler fun

Well, we were sup­posed to have a new mix up for you by now, but, well… Mike left the coffee pot on and when it died a fiery death in the wee hours of the morning, no one knew how to cope. I mean, the fire put itself out and no one was hurt—or at least, not directly. But unable to get their caf­feine fix in this sad state of affairs, Mike, Niina, Joel, Jason, and the home­less guy who’s been crashing under Joel’s desk var­i­ously lapsed into comas and/or delirium. The hardiest of the bunch, Niina man­aged to crawl down­stairs and around the corner to Star­bucks, using her dying strength and the chipped and cracked edges of her fin­ger­nails to drag her­self toward a $4.99 Amer­i­cano. This she gra­ciously shared with the rest of us, caring soul that she is. Well, except for me, because I don’t drink coffee. So while the rest of the crew are on the DL, here’s some wacky internet shit I’ve dug up to hold you over:


First up we’ve got this curious and heart­breaking Youtube video in which a group of brave, mis­guided teens from the frost­bitten wastes of Canada go on public access tele­vi­sion to give you their vision of the sub­lime. As the uploader put it, “The band is called Mental Note, and they appeared on a show called Johnny Sizzle’s Enter­tain­ment Watch, which aired on the Win­nipeg Public Access channel in 1992.” Enjoy! YouTube Preview Image Wow, what an incred­ible solo, amirite? Rem­i­nis­cent of Creed Shreds 3: You Shit Here With Me, don’t you think?


Up next is a gem of a remix—a reworking of Lady Gaga’s “Paparazzi” by long­time hipinion.com boarder j_brooks. Now, I hate brooks as much as the next guy, but this remix… well, it’s good. Someone in the thread where brooks outed it described it as “shits like audio ambien,” to which brooks replied, “ambien is like my main musical influ­ence.” Thrilling, no? It sounds like exactly what you’d expect, given that exchange.

Lady Gaga — “Paparazzi (Élite Gym­nas­tics Remix)”


And actu­ally that’s all we’ve got for today. I have to go tend to the sick and wounded (I think I hear Jason calling for a mocha drip), and get that mixed fin­ished up for (we hope) tomorrow. Please send all get-well-soon cards and/or packets of instant coffee via overnight ship­ping to Girl­pants, Inc., at the address in our Con­tact Us page.