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Japan’s First Ladies of Pop

In an age when “Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah! Roma-Roma-ma-ah! Ga-ga-ooh-la-la!” has become an iconic watch­word, you have no choice but to com­mence eye­roll sequence when some dun­der­head flails his arms and cries, “I DON’T SPEAK JAPANESE AND AM INCAPABLE OF APPRECIATING SOLID MELODIES, IMPRESSIVE VISUALS, AND GENERAL KICK-ASSERY.” Now more than ever, pop is about the impor­tance of exciting sounds, on-key war­bling, nifty out­fits, and sharp art direc­tion above the actual con­ceit of “lyrical con­tent.” This is pre­cisely why the J-Pop pen­ta­gram of Utada Hikaru, Namie Amuro, Shiina Ringo, alan, and Yano Junko is one all people with ears should learn to love. But to pace our­selves, let’s wrap our heads around the queens first: Utada and Amuro.

Utada presents a wel­come foil to such a case study in dun­der­headed xeno­phobia. While flirting with an English-language career, Utada hasn’t made it the cen­ter­piece of her artistic ambi­tions. Still in her twen­ties, she is essen­tially a bizarro-world Britney Spears: a pic­ture of the pro­to­typ­ical Amer­ican pop star had she (a) not suf­fered a tragic melt­down and (b) learned the value of cre­ative autonomy. Utada is proof that child stars pushed into pop­stardom at an early age need not come apart at the seams as they stumble into their twen­ties. Like most young pop­strels, Utada built her name on medi­oc­rity, shilling J.Lo-esque pas­tiches at first, like “Addicted to You” (1999).

But unlike her Amer­ican coun­ter­parts who stall and ulti­mately crumble before they can evolve, Utada man­aged a bril­liant evo­lu­tion, her­alded by sin­gles like “Trav­eling” (2001) and “Sakura Drops” (2002). Although it would still be another three years before she’d finally grow into her musical matu­rity, as someone who could handle more lay­ered pop.

As Utada grav­i­tated towards mid-tempo pieces with more sub­stance, this ulti­mately left a vacuum for a proper J-Pop dance diva. It was a niche that Koda Kumi and Ayumi Hamasaki couldn’t fill, because the former was unin­spired and the latter—while holding the “Queen of J-Pop” title for cer­tainly some time—struggled to keep up with trends. Enter Namie Amuro.

Amuro essen­tially ped­dles Pocky pop—it’s cavity-inducing stuff that places a pre­mium on style over sub­stance. It’s also an aes­thetic that shame­lessly engages in product place­ment, like in this Patricia Field-assisted Vidal Sassoon-hawking video for “New Look” (2008):

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Although per­haps it’s here that she had even pur­ported pop fore­run­ners like Lady Gaga beat.

But what’s exciting with Amuro’s pop is the gim­mick that comes with each release. “New Look” served as one-third of a triple A-side single (the entire effort finan­cially fronted by Vidal Sas­soon) dubbed 60s70s80s. With “New Look” sam­pling The Supremes’ “Baby Love” (from the 1960s, obvi­ously), “Rock Steady” sam­pled Aretha Franklin’s song of the same name, while “What A Feeling” rounded out the the set by appro­pri­ating Irene Cara. Then there is also Amuro singing songs like the double A-side “Dr.” / “Wild” (again, Vidal Sassoon-sponsored), and man­aging a number of musical styles within a tra­di­tional pop structure.

What Amuro and Utada both do well is enter­tain the main­stream. We could eth­no­cen­tri­cally liken the Amuro–Utada dynamic to a heady Madonna–Kylie Minogue style of pop ten­sion, though unlike that pop pair, nei­ther Amuro nor Utada seem with­ered enough to ever devolve into some­thing as dreadful as a leather-clad Madonna stum­bling awk­wardly around sad rap beats. Per­haps the best thing about this duo is that their oli­gopoly on J-Pop cre­ates a slightly lower class of even more inter­esting pop—but let’s not get ahead of ourselves.


Rohin Guha is hard at work on his first novel, which fea­tures steamy scenes of tea-sipping and a back-handed slap or two. If you Google his name, you’ll find that he has, at one point or another, aroused the curiosity of the fol­lowing com­mu­ni­ties: Adam Lam­bert fans, white suprema­cists, fem­i­nists, Taylor Swift fans, and Japanophiles. You’ll also find that he’s written for quite a few places.

Roisin Murphy’s Lobster Dishes

Some­times, the Acme Cake Company-scented winds are blowing just right near Girlpants’s Bush­wick offices; on those days, it is pos­sible to spot the mul­ti­col­ored scarves of media mogul Rohin Guha bil­lowing down the avenue as he arrives bearing sweet, sweet Ritter Sport Butter Bis­cuit and pop tid­ings almost equally as sugary.

Recently, Rohin showed up to draw me out of my end­less loop of old Radio­head videos with some infor­ma­tive tid­bits regarding a rather fan­tastic video. Now, I know the world is all about Beyogaga’s “Tele­phone” today, but if you read below you’ll find video com­men­tary straight from the lady that pulled off head­gear and eye-puncturingly awe­some cos­tumes long before the days of Gaga: one Róisín Murphy, buttery-voiced singer for­merly of Moloko and now solo. “Movie Star” is a pas­tiche of pop ref­er­ences in its own right; you may well rec­og­nize some Cyndi Lauper and some Twisted Sister, but most of all there is the per­va­sive (per­ver­sive) touch of John Waters. This snippet should clarify:


Rohin Guha: Tell me about the “Movie Star” video and its John Waters influ­ence.
Róisín Murphy: It’s a scene I remember so vividly from being a teenager and seeing that scene with Divine being raped by the lob­ster. It stayed with me all that time. It reared its head again. I also know so many crazy people in London who could play these parts. Really through the music, I got to know these people. I just thought it would be great fun. 99% of my videos just have me in them, so I get bored of that.

RG: Was it dif­fi­cult trying to recreate the Lobstora-Divine scene?
RM: We didn’t get a good lobster—that’s a fact right there. When the lob­ster turned up, I was a bit dis­ap­pointed. It was like padded. A padded, leather lob­ster. Appar­ently John Waters didn’t want a lob­ster. He wanted a mon­ster or some­thing else. They couldn’t get the mon­ster, and they could only get this lob­ster from the seafood restau­rant. He was making do with lob­ster. I’ll tell you what: We couldn’t get a lob­ster like that even when we wanted one.


See? You don’t need to watch the orig­inal Clash of the Titans to see mon­strous sea things. Just check Róisín’s video:

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Then, do a bit of YouTubin’ down the river of dreams that is the Internet for the clip of Divine and the dirtbag crus­tacean from Waters’s Mul­tiple Maniacs. You won’t regret it, I promise.*

Then, finally, for good mea­sure, this awe­some song, which has nothing to do with either topic but which does show­case Ms. Murphy’s pipes on her recent col­lab­o­ra­tion with pro­duc­tion duo Crookers:

Crookers feat. Róisín Murphy — “Royal T”

* It is pos­sible you will regret it a little, but then we cannot be friends.