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Awful band name, awfully good album

How often does this happen? Too often, I say. To their defense, Dr. Dog do men­tion dogs fairly often in their songs (doc­tors, not so much). Still, I’m not sure if that’s reason enough to give them­selves such a name. Fur­ther­more, I can’t help but be reminded of Dr. John and Dr. Hook–but then again, maybe […]

Ambient Week ’07–Day 5–Dag Rosenqvist & Rutger Zuydervelt

As I close out ambient week, I’m also going to close out winter. Or, at least I hope I am. It’s been in the oh-so-beautiful 60s for the past week or so, and bar­ring deadly tor­na­does and unfor­tu­nately inat­ten­tive bus­drivers, the week has been one of the most pleasant I’ve had in ages. The sky […]

Ambient Week ’07–Day 4–Rameses III

Things are slowly thin­ning out here at GPHQ. There is a nar­rowing in the air. I notice that Mike has arranged all his pen­cils neatly on his desk, the first with its finely sharp­ened point pointing away from him, the second toward, him, the third away again, and so on. All placed neatly side by […]

Ambient Week ’07–Day 3–Loren Dent

Loren Dent hasn’t gotten much cov­erage in the blogs or from major review sites yet. His label isn’t exactly Sub Pop-level, and his pack­aging looks like it could have been done in MS Paint (Times New Roman, holla!), but his music largely holds its own against the indie majors’ ambient artists. Whether this is a […]

Ambient Week ’07–Day 2–Stars o’ th’ Lid

(Artist name butchered to fit on one line, because I’m ridicu­lous like that.) Yeah, alright, maybe it’s the obvious move to talk about Stars of the Lid’s and Their Refine­ment of the Decline the day after I men­tioned it in ref­er­ence to Eluvium’s new one. Still, I felt like maybe I came off as slighting it. […]

Ambient Week ’07–Day 1–Eluvium

This week I’m going to try a little exper­i­ment. I’m going to post once a day for every weekday (M-F) on an ambient album from 2007. Try not to fall asleep. Those of you who’ve been reading gui­tarpants since our ear­liest posts may recall that Eluvium’s Talk Amongst the Trees made both mine and Mike’s […]

Two Drink Mike (note: not our Mike–he can hold his liquor)

The other morning started out as a reg­ular day at the MAN­pants office. I was eagerly waiting for my apple toaster strudel to finish crisping on the hood of the VW bus when sud­denly I expe­ri­enced a strange feeling–a feeling some­where between divine inter­ven­tion and my usual Monday morning fever dream. I felt the curious […]

confessions, mk. whatever

I guess I’m about as close as Girl­pants comes to having a met­al­head. I can make that claim, right? Right? Who’s gonna stop me? Nobody, that’s who. Niina asked me the other day, “How are you such a Deftones fan, anyway?” but, well, I don’t have to answer to her. I ain’t gotta answer to […]

u, u, d, d, l, r, l, r, a, b, sele–omigodshutup

Chino Moreno is a source of hope for fat guys every­where. Or at least he ought to be. He’s living proof that it’s pos­sible to be over­weight and charis­matic, pudgy and socially-acceptable, grossly obese and a rock­star. He’s got the best pure voice in radio rock, he fronts one of maybe three bands cur­rently on […]

the other JC… no, the OTHER other one

Many of us remember Jarvis Cocker’s stage-storm in 1996 (and if you don’t, you should youtube it). Many of us placed a mental check-mark next to this inci­dent, and sub­se­quently many of us used the name “Jarvis” as a name for a char­acter in one of our badly written pieces of juve­nile vam­pire fic­tion because […]