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Toys & Tiny Instruments: what is going on?

Toys and Tiny Instru­ments, a sham­bling good­time rock band from Brooklyn, NY, are exactly as they sound. They play their sets with toys and tiny instru­ments. There is a whole mess of them – like six or eight humans are onstage when the Toys play – but they pull it off since their instru­ments are […]

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Mas y Mas were intro­duced to me by a cer­tain ex-waitress-at-a-strip-club on a recent jaunt down to Rich­mond. Let me set the scene: walking to the gas sta­tion for cig­a­rettes you might see a dude sit­ting on his porch blowing on his digeridoo (thusly named Digeridude), too many cute girls riding bikes to count, and […]

More Love, Less Paranoia—New Amerykah Part 2: Return of the Ankh

Well, it’s been sev­eral weeks since this album came out to mostly pos­i­tive or even glowing reac­tions. So in the place of focusing on the already well-covered arc of New Amerykah Pt. II, I will don my Girl­pants Track Glasses™ – recently recov­ered from Jason’s dan­gerous clutches (I had to crawl through a really long […]

Deftones Return with Diamond Eyes; An End to our Incantations?

It’s been a while since we’ve written about the Deftones here at girl­pants, not least because I’m the only one here who can stand them and because they haven’t put out an album in three-plus years. Nev­er­the­less, the some­what unlikely search term “Chino Moreno fat” keeps pulling vis­i­tors in to our blog. It’s so successful […]

The Best Worst Record Review of All Time; 10.0, Best New Video

For those of us who are in the above-25 age bracket, it’s old news that Pitch­fork, that ven­er­able bas­tion of hip­ster trend­set­ting and mediocre prose, was once down­right ter­rible. Unar­guably, inex­cus­ably so. Prob­ably every home­grown pub­li­ca­tion has these embar­rassing teething prob­lems, but in Pitchfork’s case this Ter­rible Epoch coin­cides neatly with the time when Founder and […]

Loscil – Endless Falls

Since 1999, Loscil (aka Scott Morgan) has been making the kind of dreamy, pleas­antly rain-soaked ambient music that might draw imme­diate com­par­isons to genre greats like Elu­vium, Bios­phere, and Stars of the Lid. Drones, field record­ings, and looped, nearly sub­lim­inal per­cus­sion all figure into Loscil’s soundscapes—an ideal mélange, I’ve found, for writing and writing, among […]

Kate Miller-Heidke, Joe’s Pub 3-15-2010

On Monday, March 15th 2010, I found myself in the inti­mate front lobby of New York venue Joe’s Pub (4th Avenue between 7th and 8th Street, New York), standing around awk­wardly bumping into patrons on the top tier of the jazz club-y space with my media jug­ger­naut BFF Rohin. He did his best to remain […]

everything goes wrong

Free. I was finally free of these blog­gers, their unre­lenting rumi­na­tion upon modern music and their end­less clever metaphors. No longer would I have to act as one of them. I had seen my chance, and I had made a break for it. But they were not far behind. I fled down a crowded street, […]

David W’s Top 20 Techno Traxxx of 2007 (Part Two: 01–10)

This is a much-delayed con­tin­u­a­tion of the pre­vious post here on Girl­pants. Sorry for the delay. I won’t waste any time get­ting to the tunes. –Ben 10. Carsten Jost — “Love” [Dial] “Carsten Jost actu­ally co-runs the Dial label with Lawrence. To be honest, I wasn’t all that wise to this sound a few years […]

David W’s Top 20 Techno Traxxx of 2007 (Part One: 11–20)

Though I know basi­cally nothing about dance music, it seems that I’m the one who ends up posting about it most here at Gig­glepants. Sure, most of it is indie-safe elec­tronic (cf. Junior Boys, DJ Mehdi, Booka Shade) and ever-so-played out poppy IDM (Aark­tica, Hrvatski). Some­times we ven­ture a little bit closer to the big, […]