Joel posts this month’s steamy Girlpants mix, featuring the likenesses of popular posters Ben, Jason, Niina and Mike (note: likenesses simulated to 87%). Get ready to thematize and prematurely regret your future!
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Don’t Worry About the Future — Joel’s 2009 Mix
I’m taking the Ben approach to my post this week and doing a recap of some underrated hits from “the past”: up first, my most recent times, ’09. Since I have to show some discretion, a bunch of good tunes got cut here – I really can’t justify putting anything from Explorers or Second Family […]
Posted by Joel on March 24, 2010
http://www.girlpants.org/2010/03/dont-worry-about-the-future-joels-2009-mix/
when u were young: girlpants does your childhood
If you read the bios of our writers here at girlpants, one of the things you’ll inevitably notice is that every single one of them spends an inordinate amount of time discussing the subject’s childhood, generally in fond if overly wacky terms. Mike was born under a bad sign in Death Valley; Ben had an […]
Posted by Ben on March 10, 2010
http://www.girlpants.org/2010/03/when-u-were-young-girlpants-does-your-childhood/
Our Triumphant Return, or: From Girlpants, with Love
It wouldn’t be hyperbolic to say we’ve had some shakeups at the Girlpants offices. When I say offices, I mean offices: we had some pretty nice ones, but we lost them in an ill-considered card game that big time hustlers Joel and Mike initiated against a rival blogful of poker-shark web journalists. Then several hard, […]
Posted by Niina on February 18, 2010
http://www.girlpants.org/2010/02/our-triumphant-return-or-from-girlpants-with-love/
Gpants Mix of the Year Award Goes To: Joel!
Hey there everyone, we made it! I’d love to stick around and chat, but it’s pretty cramped here in the men’s bathroom. I actually had to run the ethernet cable into the women’s toilet station (they got ports under their sit-n-pees) and I’m afraid some stately man of cruel demeanor will stomp and smash my […]
Posted by Joel on February 5, 2007
http://www.girlpants.org/2007/02/girlpants-mix-of-the-year-award-goes-to-joel/
Girlpants’ Top Tens of 2006: Ben!!
Maaaybe you’ve been wondering where we’ve been. Here’s the short answer: GPHQ got put under some kind of shady CDC quarantine because Joel left a half-eaten banana sitting on his desk and it achieved a degree of low-level sentience. They just barricaded us in the office with the thing and told us to call them […]
Posted by Ben on January 6, 2007
http://www.girlpants.org/2007/01/girlpants-top-tens-of-2006-ben/
How I Spent My Summer Vacation, by Ben Girlpants
There are a lot of up front protestations to be made before presenting an all-time top whatever list. If the list isn’t particularly gender-neutral (mine includes exactly one female vocalist), the writer is required to employ some disclaimer to the effect that s/he likes plenty of female artists, it’s just that, you know, the world of […]
Posted by Ben on July 22, 2006
http://www.girlpants.org/2006/07/how-i-spent-my-summer-vacation-by-ben-girlpants/
The May Girlpants Mix (Girls!)
The May Girlpants Mix arrives on your hot little screen fashionably late, its due date being around the middle of the month. It wasn’t entirely my fault though. I’m not sure if I’m allowed to say this but Girlpants might be bought out by MTV2 [editor’s note: don’t you mean “sell out to…”?] and this has […]
Posted by Mike on May 31, 2006
http://www.girlpants.org/2006/05/the-may-girlpants-mix-girls/
compile this!: two compilations for a lazy wednesday
Note: sometimes (and mostly because of me) Girlpants gets downright incestual. For instance, there’s a Pink Panzer show coming up on May 5th, and I’ll probably do a more extensive post about that sooner or later. I don’t think it’s wrong to post about the band, even though two of its members are writers for […]
Posted by Ben on April 19, 2006
http://www.girlpants.org/2006/04/compile-this-two-compilations-for-a-lazy-wednesday/
you may finally clap your hands together
Handclaps. Think of all your favorite albums. Aren’t there handclaps on at least one song? Think hard. Yeah, that’s what I thought. And now you don’t have to go a-searching for your favorite handclap tunes ever ever again: that’s right, the intrepid grillpants team of pop sleuths and pinheads takes care of you once again. […]
Posted by Niina on April 14, 2006
http://www.girlpants.org/2006/04/you-may-finally-clap-your-hands-together/
Halving The Compass
Helios
3d,13h and 16m ago
Bless This Morning Year
Helios
3d,13h and 23m ago
Endless Falls
Loscil
3d,13h and 31m ago
Prelude For Time Feelers
Eluvium
3d,13h and 37m ago
Suite For Violin And Piano: II.
Vivian Taylor
3d,13h and 41m ago
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