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Links of Interest (not lynx of interest; this is not a bobcat watching club, THIS IS GIRLPANTS)

News­flash: Unless you live in Port­land or some other pos­sibly myth­ical “cool” and “rainy” place, right now it’s hot and summer. So let’s listen to music and also read about it instead of going to Coney Island and staring at weir­does (or busting open a fire hydrant and dousing our body parts in it/making our chil­dren run through it/giving our gypsy cabs a free car­wash with it, as denizens of Bush­wick, Brooklyn are wont to do. Believe me, I’ve called 311 more than once already to come shut down aban­doned, gushing hydrants. Old Man Niina isn’t a water waster). (That’s not me in the pic­ture, either.)

But I digress. Below are some links that effec­tively update us on a por­tion of the fas­ci­nating matter that is music in the summer. 

  • John Darnielle per­forms 2009’s The Life of the World to Come in its entirety, and you can view the video at Pitch­fork if you act quick-like etc.
  • If you live in New York, you should plan to attend North­side Fes­tival. This year’s tremen­dous lineup includes Wavves, Au Revoir Simone, Titus Andron­icus, Liars, and about 928347 times more.
  • Everyone ever has already done an “antic­i­pated summer releases” list, so I’m not gonna rehash. But heyo, Arcade Fire! They’ve put up the track listing for their highly antic­i­pated new album Sub­urbs, and with this track listing have sur­faced also some tracks for lis­tening. Below is a radio rip of “Ready to Start,” gor­geous and slow-building. You can also listen to “Month of May” here.
    Arcade Fire — “Ready to Start” 
     
  • Indie Rock Café has a good post on recent summer releases that are easy to miss in the uproar over heavy hit­ters. Per­sonal high­light for me is the Lou Barlow song “Loser­core,” but the post also covers Cary Ann Hearst, Apollo, the Vita Ruins, and Com­mu­nist Daughter.
  • Also, you should know that you can stream the Lou Barlow EP = Sen­tridoh III at Merge’s web­site. “Gravitate/One Machine” is so good. It’s hot out­side plus a thou­sand humidity today and this song is making me want to box someone.
  • And finally. Does anyone inspire as much crit lately as Lady Gaga? I know this might be old news (and the pub­li­ca­tion title may be a tad hyper­bolic) but I follow this all-Gaga journal with fas­ci­na­tion; some recent pieces posted dis­cuss hys­teria, com­modity fem­i­nism, the Gaga/Illuminati con­nec­tion, and Gaga as Kate Bush response. (Another topic of note might be Gaga as George Bush response, but that’s not an article I’m going to write this summer.)

Songs of Córdoba, Songs of Madrid

Please excuse my non-postage pals, I’m away in Spain for a few weeks, making friends and meeting strangers. As a con­se­quence of my travels, I have (under­stand­ably, I hope) left behind my tech­nolo­gies for a lighter adven­ture. I’m not naked though, so I can post here and there as available.

I was fore­warned about the cul­tural journey I would soon embark upon (fried hard roe, white pid­geons, cervesa with real cere­visiae) but not about its var­ious sounds. I write now from the centre of El Arenal (they have wifi), where the music is prob­ably that new Jacob Dylan album they have for sale at the counter. What sur­prises me most about the country is a real struggle between pre­serving the authentic and building the new; in terms of infra­struc­ture and trans­porta­tion, this world is about thirty futures from my Estados Unidos. They have a working metro system in every city, cheap bike rentals, and trains that serve freshly-squeezed OJ and show Love Hap­pens in a cheap dub. But they also have his­tory — immense cathe­drals, rich museums, fes­ti­vals, restau­rants that don’t serve Frosties, etc.etc. Accord­ingly, their music is caught in a strange limbo between old and new, with some incon­gruities that add up to some­times jar­ring, some­times plea­sur­able song/site correspondences.

Here’s a break­down of the songs I’ve heard over here. Note that these are not merely the songs I rec­og­nize, rather, they are the ONLY songs I’ve heard. Forget the bells of La Giralda (I have), here’s the real music of Spain.

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1. Mariah Carey — “Fantasy”

This is a real treat for me, seri­ously; not only is it Mariah’s best single, it’s one of my favorite songs of all time (ask Mike we’ve argued about this). When this is playing in the cafe­teria of the Prado, well, I know that something’s come true for me.

2. Smashing Pump­kins – “Bullet With But­terfly Wings”

Okay, here’s another one that was playing in a weird place (gift shop in Reina Sofia), but I think it kinda works. I just walked in from seeing Guer­nica, and the opening line “the world is a vam­pire” seemed just and very real.

3. Smashing Pump­kins — “Disarm”

Less accept­able and/or plea­sur­able, this one was in a Café & Te, which was my fault for being there I guess. I had a piece of toast. Bad break­fast conversation.

4. Theme to The Nev­erending Story

Kabob King in Grenada. Pushing doner kebap into my face. Wistful.

5–7. Every Cold­play single from X&Y

The time I’m thinking of involves shop­ping for a hoodie (Madrid was cold) and going into a place called “Wazzup.” Here “Speed of Sound” is low in the back­ground. Actu­ally, I’m also thinking of a small pub playing this too. And Dunkin’ Coffee (a “bake­place,” so I’m told). And the three straight months of hearing this song 37 to 44 times a day on the in-store video loop at work (yes I counted). I like the song I think, but I can’t sep­a­rate it from it’s cyclic rota­tion between a trailer for “Be Cool” and GOW ad spots.

8. Russian Red — “They Don’t Believe”

As seen on BTV once or twice, eating white melon and some toast. Russian Red had an album two years ago that did okay in the states. She’s still quite pop­ular in Spain. I hope she releases some­thing new this year, I think two years is the appro­priate waiting time. I’m including the video because it’s prac­ti­cally nec­es­sary. This is just about the only song here that I felt com­fort­able acknowl­edging in public as a song I like, which says a bit about my problems.

9. Ke$ha — “Blah Blah Blah”

The second song I’m okay with acknowl­edging that I like it because it’s kinda post-ironic (and pre-lapsarian) in a sense. This was playing on a TV in front of El Corte Ingles, the Spain-equivalent of Macy’s, or Bloom­ing­dales, or Piggly-Wiggly. It was also on BTV like twenty times in an hour.

10. The Cran­ber­ries — “Dreaming My Dreams”

Staying with primo Saul and su novia Lily, eating nice cheese and playing New Super Mario Bros. I think it couldn’t get any better, and I know it only will.

11. Willy DeV­ille — “Hey Joe”

Whis­tled by our host atop Montserrat. I think he said “Willy DeJoel,” trying to make a nice tie-in with my name (Joel).

12. The Tallest Man on Earth — “King of Spain”

Per­haps this is cheating, but I lis­tened to this on every plane, every train, every car, during every sleep­less night. Our sound­track was a single song.

xoxo, J

Gaijinfest 2010: Domo Arigato, Mister J-Rocko

Stereo­types about Japanese cul­ture per­sist in the Western con­scious­ness, in spite, or per­haps as a result of our increased expo­sure to it. Blogs, mag­a­zines, and TV shows love to say, “OH LOOK AT HOW WEIRD AND FUCKED UP JAPAN IS,” and that’s because people who don’t live in Japan only want to see only the bizarre things that come out of Japan. This is true chiefly in two areas: porn and music. But this isn’t Fleshbot or what­ever, so LET’S MUSIC BLOG!!

I co-host an occa­sional radio show on KSFR. It’s a grave­yard shift show, which is great for all the insom­niac tweaker types because they prob­ably actu­ally like shiny, hyper­ac­tive animé tunes. But there’s that stereo­type again: not all Japanese music is cute girls with 20,000 sailor out­fits singing about love, burning spirit, and food. Main­stream pop in Japan, like main­stream pop every­where else, is pretty much the same over­pro­duced, slick non­sense. Of course, Japan has great bands of all types right below the sugary pop frosting. This entry is intended to serve as a brief guide to some of the acts that make up the cake below the frosting (see Rohin’s guide below if you’re more of a just-give-me-the-sweets type).

I’m going to start with “modern Japanese folk rock music,” a term I pretty much despise–so let’s just call it “rock” for now. For English-speaking lis­teners, it almost doesn’t make sense to listen to it, since rock music in the style of Bob Dylan or Joni Mitchell has as much lyrical weight as musical. If you’re lis­tening to the Japanese equiv­a­lent of Lady Gaga, the lyrics may not matter so much, right? That shouldn’t be the case for the Japanese equiv­a­lent of Leonard Cohen.

Actu­ally, it is the case, since a rock singer worth any­thing will be singing like they’re about to pushed off a cliff: des­perate or defiant, or even both. With this in mind, you don’t need to know Japanese to like Kazuki Tomokawa and Morita Doji. Kazuki is a dude, and Morita is a lady, by the way. Both sing like they go way beyond giving a shit, into the realms of var­ious other kinds of bodily distress.

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This video by Tomokawa should make it clear he is not singing about candy and first kisses. Or maybe he is, but he’s very upset about those things. What­ever, I’m basi­cally learning Japanese solely so I can trans­late this dude’s lyrics (which will take a long time). He’s been per­forming since the late 70s, var­i­ously writing his own lyrics and adapting those of other poets like Naka­hara Chūya. He’s often com­pared to Kan Mikami, who also sings with no remorse or fear, but I like Tomokawa’s furious, punkish inten­sity a little more. Both are still active and per­forming in Japan, and nei­ther have lost their style. Lis­tening to his record­ings from the 70s and 80s, Kazuki, lov­ingly referred to as the “screaming philoso­pher,” seems to have lost none of his vigor and voice, and remains more a force of music than just another singer-songwriter.

Morita Doji is on the other end of the rock-singer spec­trum. She’s a sui­cidal Joni Mitchell. She has nothing to rail against, except her own with­ering dis­ap­point­ment with reality. In short, she is my dream girl. Her most famous song is “Boku­tachi no Shippai,” which can be trans­lated as “Our Failure.” This is fucking weird as hell, since Japanese titles and lyrics are almost never this direct. Regard­less of what the lyrics are (and they’re pretty depressing, according to what I remember of a trans­la­tion I can no longer find), you know she’s singing about some­thing she can’t change. The music tries to be wistful and warm, but it doesn’t really help. This singer is falling a long way off her cliff and she doesn’t really care. Pretty much all her songs are like this; songs that seem like echoes of someone who’s no longer there.

In fact, no one has heard from her in more than 27 years. Some people think “Morita Doji” isn’t even her real name. Her songs became pop­ular in the 90s when “Our Failure” was used as the theme for a pop­ular TV show, which led to the recording of many ill-conceived cover ver­sions. In the mid-90s a psych-rock group formed to exclu­sively cover her songs, but they didn’t get per­mis­sion to do so, so their album got pulled from shelves almost as quickly as it was released. These songs are pretty much the only good covers of Morita Doji you will ever hear.

I’m passing over plenty of good Japanese rock music here, but this is just a sam­pler. This album is a great intro­duc­tion to the rock scene of Japan in the sev­en­ties, but it focuses on folk rock and doesn’t get to the great Kraftwerk and Talking Heads inspired stuff that rose up later in the decade. Hey, what a great sub­ject for a future blog here, huh?


Scott White works with com­puters, cats, food, bikes, cars, elec­tronics, gui­tars, friends, words, and deep and impor­tant feel­ings in New Mexico. He plays a 5th-level half-elf female rogue in Dun­geons and Dragons. You might hear more from him in the future, but man, who even knows?

Japan’s First Ladies of Pop

In an age when “Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah! Roma-Roma-ma-ah! Ga-ga-ooh-la-la!” has become an iconic watch­word, you have no choice but to com­mence eye­roll sequence when some dun­der­head flails his arms and cries, “I DON’T SPEAK JAPANESE AND AM INCAPABLE OF APPRECIATING SOLID MELODIES, IMPRESSIVE VISUALS, AND GENERAL KICK-ASSERY.” Now more than ever, pop is about the impor­tance of exciting sounds, on-key war­bling, nifty out­fits, and sharp art direc­tion above the actual con­ceit of “lyrical con­tent.” This is pre­cisely why the J-Pop pen­ta­gram of Utada Hikaru, Namie Amuro, Shiina Ringo, alan, and Yano Junko is one all people with ears should learn to love. But to pace our­selves, let’s wrap our heads around the queens first: Utada and Amuro.

Utada presents a wel­come foil to such a case study in dun­der­headed xeno­phobia. While flirting with an English-language career, Utada hasn’t made it the cen­ter­piece of her artistic ambi­tions. Still in her twen­ties, she is essen­tially a bizarro-world Britney Spears: a pic­ture of the pro­to­typ­ical Amer­ican pop star had she (a) not suf­fered a tragic melt­down and (b) learned the value of cre­ative autonomy. Utada is proof that child stars pushed into pop­stardom at an early age need not come apart at the seams as they stumble into their twen­ties. Like most young pop­strels, Utada built her name on medi­oc­rity, shilling J.Lo-esque pas­tiches at first, like “Addicted to You” (1999).

But unlike her Amer­ican coun­ter­parts who stall and ulti­mately crumble before they can evolve, Utada man­aged a bril­liant evo­lu­tion, her­alded by sin­gles like “Trav­eling” (2001) and “Sakura Drops” (2002). Although it would still be another three years before she’d finally grow into her musical matu­rity, as someone who could handle more lay­ered pop.

As Utada grav­i­tated towards mid-tempo pieces with more sub­stance, this ulti­mately left a vacuum for a proper J-Pop dance diva. It was a niche that Koda Kumi and Ayumi Hamasaki couldn’t fill, because the former was unin­spired and the latter—while holding the “Queen of J-Pop” title for cer­tainly some time—struggled to keep up with trends. Enter Namie Amuro.

Amuro essen­tially ped­dles Pocky pop—it’s cavity-inducing stuff that places a pre­mium on style over sub­stance. It’s also an aes­thetic that shame­lessly engages in product place­ment, like in this Patricia Field-assisted Vidal Sassoon-hawking video for “New Look” (2008):

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Although per­haps it’s here that she had even pur­ported pop fore­run­ners like Lady Gaga beat.

But what’s exciting with Amuro’s pop is the gim­mick that comes with each release. “New Look” served as one-third of a triple A-side single (the entire effort finan­cially fronted by Vidal Sas­soon) dubbed 60s70s80s. With “New Look” sam­pling The Supremes’ “Baby Love” (from the 1960s, obvi­ously), “Rock Steady” sam­pled Aretha Franklin’s song of the same name, while “What A Feeling” rounded out the the set by appro­pri­ating Irene Cara. Then there is also Amuro singing songs like the double A-side “Dr.” / “Wild” (again, Vidal Sassoon-sponsored), and man­aging a number of musical styles within a tra­di­tional pop structure.

What Amuro and Utada both do well is enter­tain the main­stream. We could eth­no­cen­tri­cally liken the Amuro–Utada dynamic to a heady Madonna–Kylie Minogue style of pop ten­sion, though unlike that pop pair, nei­ther Amuro nor Utada seem with­ered enough to ever devolve into some­thing as dreadful as a leather-clad Madonna stum­bling awk­wardly around sad rap beats. Per­haps the best thing about this duo is that their oli­gopoly on J-Pop cre­ates a slightly lower class of even more inter­esting pop—but let’s not get ahead of ourselves.


Rohin Guha is hard at work on his first novel, which fea­tures steamy scenes of tea-sipping and a back-handed slap or two. If you Google his name, you’ll find that he has, at one point or another, aroused the curiosity of the fol­lowing com­mu­ni­ties: Adam Lam­bert fans, white suprema­cists, fem­i­nists, Taylor Swift fans, and Japanophiles. You’ll also find that he’s written for quite a few places.

Drunk Girls by LCD Soundsystem: Another Song about Girls

The new, emi­nently holler­able track “Drunk Girls,” LCD Soundsystem feels kinda retro to me — not vin­tage, but def­i­nitely a throw­back to 90s Brit pop. The yells around the chorus con­sist of just “drunk girls” and “drunk boys”, and to be honest, to me it not unpleas­antly recalls some­thing like a mashup of “Park­life” and “Girls & Boys,” both by the awe­some awe­some Blur. Observe:

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I think, though, that LCD Soundsystem are hit­ting on an inter­esting and time­less song­writing phe­nom­enon: “Drunk Girls” adds to the already for­mi­dable ret­inue of songs about girls who do stuff. There­fore, in order to appro­pri­ately com­mem­o­rate this, I shall pro­vide for you a list: Ten Songs About Girls As A Group Entity (with some hon­or­able men­tions). (These are all youtube links.)


  • Blur, “Girls & Boys”. Obvi­ously, I had to put this song on the list. Here is where you can listen to it. Don’t worry, it’s cool again. Also, this song is its own hon­or­able mention.
  • The Queers, “Punk Rock Girls”. Cel­e­brating the (Chuck) tai­lored image of the icon­i­cally rough-round-the-edges girl that you want to take out but you can’t ‘cause she would prob­ably drink you under the table. The Queers bring it home here. (Hon­or­able men­tion: “Punk Rock Girl,” Dead Milkmen.)
  • Beastie Boys, “Girls”. This song falls into the cat­e­gory of Sexist Jam About Par­tying And Girls. It is bril­liant, shouty, and hor­ribly incor­rect, and cel­e­brates the girls who might or might not pick up after gross frat­boys. It is an 80s gem and we could not have a Songs About Girls list without it. Period. (Hon­or­able men­tion: “Cal­i­fornia Girls,” David Lee Roth.)
  • David Bowie, “China Girl.” This one epit­o­mizes the Song About Girls From Places: even though this girl is sin­gular, she’s really a list of cul­tural cliches. Still, we believe Bowie when he says “shhhhh.” (Hon­or­able men­tion: “Amer­ican Girl,” Tom Petty.)
  • Queen, “Fat Bottom Girls.” Songs like this one fall into the cat­e­gory of Cel­e­brating Girls With Imper­fec­tions, i.e. pos­sibly the awe­somest cat­e­gory. My room­mate pointed out that this song also could be the begin­ning of its own list – sweeping gen­er­al­iza­tions about girls written by gay men. Pos­sible future list coming?
  • Cyndi Lauper, “Girls Just Want to Have Fun.” This cat­e­gory is the com­panion piece to Beastie Boys’ “Girls” — the Cel­e­bra­tory Jam about Girls Par­tying. Cyndi Lauper is the per­son­i­fi­ca­tion of this cat­e­gory, still, to this day — as you can read from this hilar­i­ously irrev­erent inter­view. (Hon­or­able men­tion: “Jumpin Jumpin,” Destiny’s Child.)
  • Bikini Kill, “Rebel Girl.” Although this song is a mil­i­tantly drummed cel­e­bra­tion of one girl crushing on one neigh­bor­hood queen type, it’s really about every girl crushing on every awe­some badass girl ever, and so it qual­i­fies as the (Girl Envious of) Awe­some Megacrush Girls cat­e­gory. (Hon­or­able men­tion: “Cherry Bomb,” the Run­aways.)
  • The Smiths, “Some Girls are Bigger than Others.” This song demon­strates Morrissey’s ability to make mean­ing­less com­par­isons, and marks his easy fiefdom over the kingdom of Semi­goth Blasé Obser­va­tions About Girls. Often these songs come dance­able; they don’t really reach any con­clu­sion by the end and leave the lis­tener feeling some­what like s/he has just fin­ished reading a repres­sive Vic­to­rian novel. I guess not in the bad way. (Hon­or­able men­tion: “West End Girls,” Pet Shop Boys.)
  • Duran Duran, “Girls on Film.” Another song about genre girls (see #9 and #6), this song makes itself note­worthy because it Observes Girls From Afar, rather than giving a tribute to the fan girls or a slightly con­de­scending descrip­tion of exotics. (Hon­or­able men­tion: “Amer­ican Girls,” Weezer.)
  • Major Lazer, “Keep It Goin Louder”. This one is the most common in the world of songs about girls: Girls As Acces­sory. The note that the girls are present “six chicks deep” totally con­tra­dicts the semi-intimacy of “girl I wanna party with you” because it doesn’t really matter – they’re all fly and we all hella want to party with them. (Hon­or­able men­tion: “Girls Girls Girls,” Jay-Z.)

Don’t Worry About the Future — Joel’s 2009 Mix

I’m taking the Ben approach to my post this week and doing a recap of some under­rated hits from “the past”: up first, my most recent times, ’09. Since I have to show some dis­cre­tion, a bunch of good tunes got cut here – I really can’t jus­tify putting any­thing from Explorers or Second Family Band (unless you wanna listen in for another 92 min­utes), and though I love Forget the Night Ahead, putting the Twi­light Sad on any mix is kinda like pooping in the spe­cial water at com­mu­nion. This may not work as the most rep­re­sen­ta­tive 2009 mix out there today, but I hope it encour­ages readers to seek out these albums.


01. Crypta­cize — “My Tho­mania”
from Mytho­mania (Asth­matic Kitty, 2009)

They’ve got Nedelle and what’s-his-face from Deer­hoof. And tracks like “Blue Tears” and “” are just too much fun to leave for the last decade. “My Tho­mania,” which can (but prob­ably shouldn’t) be treated as the title track for the album, con­tributes to a ver­i­table potluck of –manias going on in 09, “Lisz­to­mania” being a prin­cipal one, but also the lesser-known and rarely-acknowledged “Tulipo­mania” that I found at a used book store this past weekend being also impor­tant. Just listen for the chorus. [Buy]


02. The Post­marks — “My Lucky Charm”
from Mem­oirs at the End of the World (Unfil­tered Records, 2009)

Remember how I said I didn’t like Acid House Kings? Well, I think I cracked a bit on that posi­tion after my friend Eric D. put Mem­oirs on a few weeks ago. Like the Kings, the Post­marks craft pop like it’s some­thing you sneeze out occa­sion­ally. Oh look, another perfect-pop booger. It’s like that. If this song doesn’t make your tears pink then something’s not working right. [Buy]


03. Cotton Jones — “Gone the Bells”
from Para­noid Cocoon (Sui­cide Squeeze, 2009)

It’s the guy from Page France being all mopey, but it works. Even the most des­o­late tracks like “Gone the Bells” have a shimmer and bounce about them, that the entire album comes off bright-headed from a slow-burned haze. Appar­ently, the full band title is/was “The Cotton Jones Basket Ride,” which I’m starting to think describes a trav­elin’ sen­sa­tion buried some­where on this record. [Buy]


04. Nurses — “Lita”
from Apple’s Acre (Dead Oceans, 2009)

Sim­plicity is strategy on Apple’s Acre. The entire record is built on vocal har­monies and light per­cus­sion. In many ways, it feels like Two Dancers turned inside-out: the same morbid curiosi­ties occupy Nurses, and the insis­tent pull of rhythm and melody is at once haunting and mes­mer­izing. “Lita” is my favorite track, and it’ll be yours too soon enough. [Buy]


05. Hayden — “Let’s Break Up”
from The Place Where We Lived (Hard­wood Records, 2009)

There’s no bad Hayden album, and there’s no bad Hayden song. I think Hayden fans have come to expect this from him year after year, which is why The Place Where We Live is some­what dis­ap­pointing. So I guess I’ve included “Let’s Break Up” on that prin­ciple alone: it’s yet another charming Hayden nar­ra­tive about coin­ci­dence, failure, and self-deprecation. Even though you could call all that a big whiney com­plaint, thing is, I wouldn’t want it any other way. [Buy]


06. The Love Lan­guage — “Sparxxx”
from Self-Titled (Merge, 2009)

Not to be con­fused with that band I mix’d about back in Feb., The Love Lan­guage is a fron­tispiece for Stuart McLamb’s four-track record­ings. Here McLamb’s booming, the­atrical affec­ta­tion butts heads with micro­man­aged orches­tra­tion and that washed-out (fre­quently clip­ping) ten­dency of the high peaks on record. Overall this is a fun listen, and if you’re inter­ested check out “Lalita,” “Noc­turne” and “Night­dogs” as well. [Buy]


07. Hanne Hukkel­berg — “Bandy Rid­dles”
from Blood from a Stone (Net­twerk, 2009)

I don’t get this song, but I like it. I think she’s Nor­we­gian or some­thing, and her other albums are sup­posed to be insta-hit mate­rial, so check those out after you listen to “Bandy Rid­dles.” Also, this album takes the album cake for coolest album cover on the mix, with runner-up being them dogs in Dog Day, fea­tured in the stuff that fol­lows this stuff. [Buy]


08. Dog Day — “Rome”
from Con­cen­tra­tion (Out­side Music, 2009)

Dr. Dog Dies in Hot Car” – head­line, or another ter­rible band name involving dogs? Hah! Alright anyway I like Dog Day, in part because they seem cool as fuck all, but also because they sound like they seem. Con­cen­tra­tion got little to no press last year, even though it’s jammed to the gills with great tracks like the stoned “Judg­ment Day” and per­iled tale “Neighbor” (sounding a bit like Beauty Pill here in that exchange of vocal duties and eerie emphasis on house par­ties with demons). Another band with that uncanny ability to sound like every other band that sounds like New Order and still find some­thing to do dif­ferent. As they say over at AMG, highly rec­om­mended. [Buy]


09. The Wooden Birds — “Seven Sev­en­teen”
from Mag­nolia (Barsuk, 2009)

Make no mis­take, this is the latest Amer­ican Analog Set record. On “Seven Sev­en­teen,” Andrew’s hushed voice is still smooth as glass, and the palm-muted, strummed per­cus­sion sets the pace to heart­beat. Just cue Leslie on backing vocals and bring in some thick tremolo. Beau­tiful song, beau­tiful album; expect nothing less from these folk. [Buy]


10. Jonathan Johansson — “Säg Vad Ni Vill”
from En Hand I Himlen (Hybris Records, 2009)

Jonathan Johansson, for lack of a better intro­duc­tion, is from another world. His music is thor­oughly engaging, often spir­ited and tri­umphant, and lyri­cally incom­pre­hen­sible to most of his admiring audi­ence. He’s def­i­nitely not an alien, but his music man­ages to sound oth­er­worldly while rooting that unfa­mil­iarity of lan­guage in a familiar cul­tural nos­talgia; Jonathan’s point-by-point reduc­tion of 1980s electro-pop titans into his own earnest com­po­si­tions res­onates with the sounds of the era while somehow tran­scending the period alto­gether. I love this record from start to finish; it feels like I’ve known every melody on it for quite some time, and I plan to enjoy them for years to come. [Buy]


Get a good mix here: [Multi­u­pload]

I’m done for today’s post, but I’ll be back some­time next week. I’d like to return to 2008 in April with another mix. See you in that time and place.

list & listlessness: an american journey

Handsome portrait of Richard McGrawThere’s been some­thing wicked and deadly in the New York air that’s making me listen to Amer­i­cana. I’ve near worn out my copy of Emmylou Harris’s Thir­teen on the record player, and I’ve been out­fit­ting myself in gen­uine honest-to-god colors like red and blue and white. I’m not sure what’s going on there, but I think it’s worthy of noting (fellow Girl­pantsers have found it pretty fear­some, con­sid­ering my usual xenophilia). Anyway, there is some­thing to be said for when an Amer­i­cana jangle can be emo­tional yet non-maudlin, singsongy yet unpre­dictable — and “Hurting Heart” by Richard McGraw (off his album Burying the Dead) man­ages all of these. It fea­tures many classic ele­ments, which I will now delin­eate to you in a helpful list format. Here, have a listen and read along.

Richard McGraw — “Hurting Heart”

  1. The begin­ning verse — sung with an endear­ingly breaking voice — acknowl­edges the wrong­ness of the narrator’s love sit­u­a­tion (you’re with someone else now), and makes a self-conscious ref­er­ence to the song itself (“so I wrote you this song”).
  2. 45 sec­onds in, McGraw intro­duces the man-versus-himself theme (common in country, blue­grass, and all other types of classic songwriting) of wishing to over­come per­sonal bias in order to become a better man. In this case, better-mandom involves bearing the love interest’s ring at her wed­ding; enter the dev­as­tating emo­tional crux of this song.
  3. He fol­lows this rev­e­la­tion with the word­less relief of an infi­nitely sing-along-able “La la la” refrain. Note this refrain; it will proudly reap­pear in Point 6.
  4. McGraw then intro­duces a tinge of wry humor that both acknowl­edges the des­perate predica­ment and dis­misses the new partner as infe­rior and even gim­micky (“I could teach you how not to let go / But why you wanna learn that girl I don’t know / Your bohemian friend has got you tied up now / And I don’t think that you’ll ever come down”).
  5. Then, enter the chorus twice, to set up for the final crescendo: 
  6. The second layer of sin­ga­long chorus: “I know it’s all wrong, I know it’s all wrong” lay­ered WITH “La la la” — a genius sticky song­writing move ensuring you’ll be singing this song for days. 
  7. A clean outro rem­i­nis­cent of the begin­ning of the song, but also invoking the tidy way that the nar­rator decides to dis­en­gage with the situation.

Bingo, Richard McGraw. You’ve hit the nail of heartache square on the head without ham­mering that shit to death. You under­stand sub­tlety; this much I know from your MySpace, which pro­claims you’ve never used the words “Cal­i­fornia” or “LA” in a song. Bril­liant movez all around.

Now, if any of you Great­pants readers reside in New York the way that I do, you should know: McGraw will be per­forming on Friday March 5th at the Amer­ican Folk Art Museum, as part of the Free Fri­days, along with readers from the Under­water New York project.
 

David W’s Top 20 Techno Traxxx of 2007 (Part Two: 01–10)

This is a much-delayed con­tin­u­a­tion of the pre­vious post here on Girl­pants. Sorry for the delay. I won’t waste any time get­ting to the tunes. –Ben 10. Carsten Jost — “Love” [Dial] “Carsten Jost actu­ally co-runs the Dial label with Lawrence. To be honest, I wasn’t all that wise to this sound a few years ago but by all reports he was a pretty big deal back then and released a bunch of really great tracks. Up until now he’s been on semi-retirement and focusing on run­ning the label, but now he’s back! This is the other track on the Dial split EP (#15 was the A side and this is the B). While the Efdemin track was a move­ment away from the Dial sound, Carsten has deliv­ered some­thing very Dia­lesque only with a few subtle dif­fer­ences. One of these dif­fer­ences is the use of per­cus­sion. I really love the per­cus­sion on this one. These blissed out melodic tracks don’t really need it but it really does lift it up to that extra level. The classic Dial sound comes from the bril­liant rising synth notes that grab a hold of you. It’s a simple track that just grad­u­ally builds as it goes. It’s the sort of trick that the prog pro­ducers used to do but they’d get to cheesy while this is exe­cuted per­fectly. But what more would you expect from Dial? If you like this track or any­thing else you hear from Dial (Pantha Du Prince, Lawrence, Efdemin) then try to grab every­thing you can on the label. It’s easily the most reli­able medium/large techno label going at the moment.” 09. Fran Matjor — “Aver Aver” [Thema] “It’s great to see Argentina con­tin­uing to pro­vide an impres­sive amount of deep min­imal fare. Min­imal is get­ting to a point where enough sounds have been explored that it’s dif­fi­cult to be sur­prised by the types of sounds used. But this track really does sound very dif­ferent. I really have no idea how to describe what the fuck is going on with this hook. It’s a beau­tiful mess of com­pressed pings, squelches, scrapes and acid good­ness. But that’s not all! There’s a funky bassline and the beats stay busy enough to not sound too pedes­trian as the hook does fuck-knows-what. It’s always great to see new labels bringing out fresh stuff that gets noticed. Dial, M_nus, Perlon and Kom­pakt are great and all but these small labels are what keeps the scene so healthy. This is only their 2nd release and it’s one of the best of the year so far. It appears Argentina has much to offer in 2007.” 08. Martin But­trich — “Well Done (Ser­afin remix)” [Four:Twenty Record­ings]But­trich had a great 2006, so I was looking for­ward to this release. The orig­inal track was a little dis­ap­pointing, but this Ser­afin remix more than makes up for that! Ser­afin is another guy who I really admire because his pro­duc­tions are just so well done tech­ni­cally. Listen closely to the sounds used on this track: how com­plex the hi hat is, or how the first hook and synth very loosely wrap them­self around the bassline in a way that’s almost out of sync. The track sounds like it’s going to col­lapse on itself but it stays together. And this is only the first 4 min­utes of a 12 minute tune! He doesn’t even intro­duce the main hook until 6 min­utes in and it’s a ripper of a hook con­taining some beau­tiful multi-layered melodies that if tweaked a little wouldn’t sound out of place on an Aphex Twin track. We then get some more rising synths and all the top notch per­cus­sion and beats are brought back in. It’s a per­fect track and high­lights how great this guy really is.” 07. “Seph — Ann Tullah” [Kali­mari Musique]I think it’s safe to say that Seph is still on fire. While he’s still deliv­ering the deep dark Argen­tinean techno, on this track we can find a little more funk than his pre­vious work. There’s a few rea­sons for this, firstly the struc­ture isn’t as rigid and this results in a looser, more elastic feel. Also, the effects/samples used are more stretched out and tex­tured and the deep bass appears to be along to party rather than just creep everyone out. So overall it’s much funkier than the old Seph sound, which sug­gests some devel­op­ment in his sound and is good to see. While artists like Seph and the others in the Argen­tinean brigade were bril­liant in 2006, some­times these localised sounds can get stag­nant rather quickly–tracks like this one sug­gest oth­er­wise for their scene.” 06. From Karaōke To Stardom — “Big Bad Swoosh” [Apnea]From Karaōke To Stardom have pretty much come from out of nowhere with 2 EPs in the space of 2 months, and every track is stellar. On this track they deliver a tasty slab of slow burning nasty techno. Every­thing about this track is stretched out, tense and sin­ister. Long drawn out static and eerie sounds fill the mix which are under­scored by a deep bassline and bub­bling echoed min­imal pings. I’ve men­tioned how there’s been many exam­ples of tracks being stripped of reverb and made “dryer” but nothing could be fur­ther from the truth here. Every­thing about this track is wet and drippy. Once it has set­tled into its groove we learn why this track is called “Big Bad Swoosh,” as we get hit with a big swoosh of static which ushers in a tem­po­rary release of ten­sion. The bass gets punchier and the eerie sounds are removed and replaced by some more dance­floor friendly per­cus­sion. But parity is soon restored as the ten­sion returns and some new Minus-esque para­noid pings arrive. This is a really fresh tune and the sort of track that I’d expect to get played a lot for the next few months. I don’t see how anyone couldn’t lose their shit to this one, espe­cially when that swoosh hits!” 05. Trac­tile — “Dynam” [M_nus]Everyone is waiting for the M_nus bubble to burst. There’s been some people saying they are over­rated and per­haps a couple of their releases are. It’s like when Warp were on top of their game, any­thing they released would get more atten­tion because it was on Warp, while there were some better IDM releases on smaller labels that would go vir­tu­ally unno­ticed. Per­son­ally I’m not sure either way, but one thing I do know is that a majority of their releases are freaking amazing and the new Tractle EP is a good example of that. All of the 4 tracks are top notch and could have been placed in this top 20. As appears to be the early 2007 trend, this release is quite hard and not really that min­imal, which is sig­nif­i­cant because M_nus has been the major player in the min­imal sound for quite a while now. Dynam is a super rocking slice of ana­logue techno by the M_nus new­comers. Dubby funky deep bass is paired with tasty beats and high hats, but it’s all about the snare on this one. This snare is the best thing to happen in 2007 so far–it’s sort of off kilter like it has been stut­tered or knocked out of its des­ig­nated knook. It’s a subtle change, but it throws the whole track that little bit out of sequence, which loosens it up–as we all know, loose­ness often leads to funk­i­ness. Given this tem­plate, Tractle uses it as licence to rock their drum machine and throw all sorts of glitched up mad­ness and robotic cicada fre­quenices into the mix. It really is great to be reminded of that spe­cial warm­ness ana­logue gear can bring. This reminder is par­tic­u­larly well timed as dig­ital tech­nology has been the dom­i­nant force in techno for the past few years.” 04. Half Hawaii — “Into You” [Perlon]Half Hawaii are my tip for best group of 2007. This EP is amazing and the short clips of their next EP sound even better. Plus, they have an album due later in the year. They are a new group, but the 2 mem­bers (Bruno Pon­sato and Pantytec’s Sammy Dee) have been around for a while now and have already built a good rep­u­ta­tion for them­selves. While expec­ta­tions amongst fans would have been high, I doubt anyone expected some­thing this fab­u­lous. This is the freshest sounding track on the list as it’s really stripped back and min­imal but also really warm which is very dif­ferent to the typ­ical cold/deep min­imal which is so pop­ular right now. The bass on “Into You” is muf­fled slightly so each pulse mas­sages rather than hits you in the gut. This blends per­fectly with the sam­pled bongos and other live per­cus­sion as well as the field record­ings of run­ning water and slightly processed vocal snip­pets. A super deep sub bass and dis­tant sirens and bleeps are added later to fur­ther enhance the warm­ness. In hind­sight this sound is a log­ical next step for min­imal but I don’t think anyone saw it coming. Problem is that it’s prob­ably too fresh to play in a set because there’s lit­er­ally nothing else out there that sounds like this right now. It’s a pity because it deserves plenty of dance­floor love. Hope­fully we are wit­nessing the begin­ning of a new sound.” 03. Dub Kult — “Cluster Fuck” [Curle Record­ings]This is prob­ably the most uni­formly loved track so far in 07. I haven’t heard anyone say a bad thing about it yet and for good reason. The beats are com­prised of var­ious forms of live per­cus­sive sounds and glitched out dig­ital beats which are given just the right tex­ture to blend well with each other. This com­bi­na­tion delivers both tech­nical pre­ci­sion and raw funk­i­ness to the mix which is a lethal com­bi­na­tion if the right bal­ance is reached as it is here. Herein lies the secret to “Cluster Fuck“‘s appeal: by util­ising both organic and non-organic sounds in the same track it man­ages to bring both warm funk­i­ness and cold mechanic moods, which are 2 of the best routes to take a track. But rarely (if ever) do you hear both these paths taken in the same track. Once the plat­form has been set by said organic and dig­ital beats, some dubby bass is added which is soon joined by cut up vocals for a while. Then things start to get dark and trippy as the vocals dis­ap­pear and the once funky and clean bass trans­forms into eerie deep acid and some spooky melodies creep into the mix. As this hap­pens the per­cus­sion becomes more urgent to com­plete the 180 degrees shift in mood. Then, as if to make sure you are kept per­ma­nently off guard, the vocals return in what sounds like some sort of school­girl chant and the funk is not only restored but brought to new heights. Once this phase is over the track once again plunges into new depths of dark­ness, never to return to it’s bright funky climax again. This one is an epic in length and journey as it brings you up, takes you down, then up then finally down again.” 02. Beck — “Cellphone’s Dead (Vil­lalobos Entle­buch Rmx)” [???]I really don’t know what else to say about Ricardo. He’s prob­ably the most impor­tant guy in elec­tronic music at the moment and he’s a genius. But enough about him and more about the track. This is Ricardo in loose funky mode. He’s taken the per­cus­sion and the vocals (i.e. the only good ele­ments) of the orig­inal and shaped them into the Ricardo format then just rides it out for 15 min­utes of funked out min­imal good­ness. In some ways it’s a sim­ilar approach to his “Sinner In Me” remix from last year with its decep­tively com­plex per­cus­sion, smoothed out bass then halfway through the intro­duc­tion of a second funky bassline to get you moving. The main dif­fer­ence is this track is bouncier, brighter and less min­imal which is pos­sibly a reac­tion to Beck’s brighter vocals. It’s inter­esting how on both the Depeche Mode and Beck remixes Ricardo has chosen to iso­late the vocals and make them more of a fea­ture of the track than the orig­inal did. This isn’t really some­thing that is done very often in a remix but in this case it works bril­liantly. Actu­ally, this remix has made me appre­ciate Beck’s vocal per­for­mance more. I always felt that there was a good track buried some­where in the orig­inal. Beck has always been that little bit off the mark recently even when he has a good thing going. So in ret­ro­spect this track was ripe for the remix treat­ment. Out goes the ill advised sam­ples and crowded pro­duc­tion and in come what beck has been trying to redis­cover for the past 10 years, funk and energy!” 01. Ben Klock — “Czes­lawa” [Ostgut Ton­träger]Read the recent ‘This Month In Techno’ column at Pitch­fork and you’ll see another example of someone jumping on the Klock band­wagon. This sound right here is where techno is going. It’s min­imal yet it’s big and beefy too. But it’s also using minimal’s love of tech­nology to push it up that extra level. So you could say the phrase “the best of both worlds” applies here. I’ve always enjoyed weird fre­quen­cies in my music and Klock uses fre­quen­cies in ways I’ve never heard before. It sounds like you’ve stuck your head inside a mechan­ical under­water bee­hive. These sounds are joined by a piercing high hat, deep thud­ding bass and a simple yet catchy hook. Once these sounds have been estab­lished Ben just vari­ates and brings each ele­ment in and out at dif­ferent point for the dura­tion of the track. It’s quite a subtle track and some­thing that really has to be heard to be fully appre­ci­ated but it really is clearly the song of the year so far. So deep, pen­e­trating and down­right hypnotic.”

David W’s Top 20 Techno Traxxx of 2007 (Part One: 11–20)

Though I know basi­cally nothing about dance music, it seems that I’m the one who ends up posting about it most here at Gig­glepants. Sure, most of it is indie-safe elec­tronic (cf. Junior Boys, DJ Mehdi, Booka Shade) and ever-so-played out poppy IDM (Aark­tica, Hrvatski). Some­times we ven­ture a little bit closer to the big, scary world of legit­i­mate techno (Ellen Allien & Apparat, Burial), but even those are P4k-approved. I don’t think that many of the tracks dis­cussed in this post, on the other hand, will ever grace Schreiber’s pages. Of course, all of this is just a talky way to declare my status as a hope­less kiddie pool floater in the world of techno music (water wings and all). Hell, I prob­ably made sev­eral faux pas in that opening para­graph alone. Luckily for those who yearn for some kind of author­i­ta­tive voice in the matter, there are plenty of dudes who make techno their raison d’être. One such dude is my fellow Hip­inion poster David W. (“Mego” to the hpn kids), who’s been busy doing arm­stand back double som­er­saults into the deep end of the olympic-sized pool of dancefloor-ready tracks. (Remember, there’s a dif­fer­ence between indie club dancefloor-ready and real club dancefloor-ready.) David’s here this week as a spe­cial GPants guest, coming all the way from Chiba, Japan to present his Top 20 Techno tracks of 2007 (so far). Sure, we’re only 1/6 of the way through, but this has been a great year for music on all fronts. And hey, that just means we’ll have five times as much to look for­ward to. So if you’ve been wanting to dip a big toe, this is your chance. These tracks should entice even the most inert of asses to move. I’ll let David take it away. –Ben 20. Pig & Dan — “Cured” “Quite a few bootleg remixes come out every year and most of them sound fairly cheap and generic, with little regard or respect given to the source mate­rial. So when I saw this one (a remix of The Cure’s “Lul­laby”), I really wasn’t all that opti­mistic. I can pic­ture it now: rising, string-drenched crescendos and hor­ribly cheesy use of the guitar riff. Come to think of it, I’m sur­prised there hasn’t been an awfully cheesy trance cover made already, as it vir­tu­ally writes itself. But the track is sur­pris­ingly tasteful. The original’s main melody is what the track is based on, while the strings and guitar are sped up a little and used inter­mit­tently just to remind you what you are lis­tening to. It’s a little on the proggy side, espe­cially when the strings come in midway, but it shows enough restraint to stay sweet without going sour.” 19. Massi DL — “Barba­bi­etola E Spinas”There’s a lot of buzz around this guy right now, prob­ably because he’s only 18 years old and has put out two very good EPs already. This one is from his 1UP EP and I really could have chosen any of its four tracks as they are all very impres­sive, but I’m going with this one. Barba­bi­etola is very deep but with a tougher tech sound than a lot of the deep min­imal tracks that came out in 2006. That seems to be the theme of 2007 thus far: a tougher, more beefed up sound. How­ever, the ele­ments that made min­imal so good in the first place are being retained. In many cases, such as on this track, the reverb is removed to give a drier sound and more space for the bigger sounds to breathe. Plus, this more spa­cious struc­ture makes the sounds hit you harder due to the jux­ta­po­si­tion of min­imal arrange­ment and max­imal sound. This is very much like an acid techno track at heart, only with the acid removed and replaced by the typ­ical min­imal bub­bling ping-pong riff. The bouncy hook is accom­pa­nied by a suit­ably loose yet pen­e­trating bass kick that jumps and darts around enough to keep kinetic what is really a pretty simple tune. Simple but dev­as­tating. Def­i­nitely a guy to look out for in 2007.” 18. Lusine — “Flat (Dim­biman feat. Cabanne Remix)” [Ghostly]Here we have a very busy track. Often these sort of tunes grate after the nov­elty of all the pro­duc­tion bells & whis­tles wear off, but not when they are well exe­cuted (i.e., when Cabanne is involved). We didn’t hear much from Cabanne in 2006, but he’s one of my favourite pro­ducers. He really seems to have a handle on how to throw as much as he can into a track without it becoming too much. As you can imagine, this ability is essen­tial when it comes to min­imal pro­duc­tion and Cabanne is one of the best in the busi­ness. I’m not all that familiar with the orig­inal, but I bet Dimbiman/Cabanne have messed around with it very heavily. There’s so many dif­ferent sounds and tex­tures going on here–chopped up vocals, bass and melodic riffs, dig­ital squeltches, dis­tor­tion stabs, processed guitar and dubbed out effects. If you gave these sounds to another guy and he could make five tracks out of them easily. It really shouldn’t work but it does.” 17. Soul­rack — “Modul Age (Sleeparchive Remix)” [Cray1 Lab­works]I’d say Sleeparchive has the most dis­tinc­tive sound in techno right now. Anyone with even a slight knowl­edge of min­imal could quite easily trainspot one of his tunes. BIG bass, stabs of distortion/glitch, Stut­tered effects, and a really icy pre­ci­sion that gives it a very mechanic sound. There’s also heavy nods towards old detroit, Basic Channel and Pan­sonic. The fact that he hasn’t really changed his approach in 2–3 years should mean his sound is get­ting stale but he always seems to make subtle upgrades to the Sleeparchive sound. I’ve always found Sleeparchive’s remixes to be more exploratory than his orig­inal works but for Soul­rack he’s deliv­ered a classic Sleeparchive track. Actu­ally, in many ways this is the most straight­for­ward track I’ve heard from him for a while. The sounds are any­thing but typ­ical: super deep sub bass, pan­ning bubbly effects, short sharp bursts of static… but else­where it’s very straight for­ward like the classic techno buildups and kicks, high hats, and use of the hook. This com­bi­na­tion is sure to wreak havoc on the dance­floor, too.” 16. Jorge Savoretti & QIK — “Kasper’s Realm” [Esper­anza]Despite the talk of a return to the classic techno sound, there’s still plenty of deep dark min­imal being released. Here we see deep and dark blended with tougher techno. This is one of the rea­sons I love techno so much. In the space of 2–3 months the scene has under­gone a pretty sig­nif­i­cant shift. If this came out in mid-2006, I doubt many would have gotten into it, but in early 2007 it’s got a big buzz behind it. This tougher stuff is just as min­imal (i.e., amount and struc­ture of sounds used) but they are BIGGER. And in cases like this, they are just down­right rocking. High­light is def­i­nitely when the hook is reverbed to hell which drenches the tune in white noise until the bass is brought back bigger than ever and some extra per­cus­sion is added. Lethal. There’s some serious busi­ness coming from that snare too.” 15. Efdemin — “Just A Track” [Dial]Fans of Efdemin and Dial will prob­ably be as sur­prised by this track as i was. The name “Efdemin” brings blissed out melodic techno to mind so when I saw this on a split EP with Casten Jost I was antic­i­pating more of the same. So who would have expected some classic booty shaking house? “Just A Track” rocks rel­a­tively hard. While other tracks on this list appear to be looking back to old Swedish or Detroit techno for inspi­ra­tion, Efdemin is looking in the direc­tion of Chicago’s classic house. With the likes of Jay Haze also talking up Chicago, I think we can expect a house revival in 2007. Don’t be sur­prised if Dial is using this split con­taining two of his biggest names as a mes­sage of intent to shift its focus in 2007. The bril­liant vocal sample (“If house is a nation, I want to be pres­i­dent!”) does its best to con­vince you of this house love-in. I’m pre­dicting tech-house to make a come­back to fill the void left by min­imal drop­ping the funk and get­ting tougher as the year pro­gresses. As the synth rises and the preacher says “If you vote for me, I promise I will deliver you even more bass, even more soul, longer hours on the dance­floor, DJs who will believe,” it’s pretty hard to sit still. It’s inter­esting to note that much like the new techno, this house tune is also deliv­ering bigger punchier sounds. Even the echoed synth is quite dry.” 14. Benelli — “Embar­rassing Truth” [Home­town Music]The Swiss pro­ducers have been making some noise in min­imal house recently, but here Benelli appears to be more inter­ested in Argen­tinean deep min­imal and Swedish tech-house. I love the old school techno vibe on this tune. The acid synth takes me back to the days of ware­houses packed with 10,000 ravers off their skull on god knows what shuf­fling madly on talcum-powdered floors. That’s not to say this track is strictly retro though, the droning deep bass and drippy effects are straight out of the min­imal 101 text­book and the acidy hook is given that trade­mark reverb treat­ment on occa­sions for the buildups. Chalk this one up as yet another example of beefed up min­imal. What sets this apart from the others is how well the deep bassline is effec­tively incor­po­rated with what is a fairly busy tune without step­ping on the toes of the other sounds. Classy stuff.” 13. Mathias Lin­zatti — “Quasar” [Illegal Stock­holm] “Not sur­prising that a return to tougher techno is coin­ciding with a Swedish revival. Sweden has been really big in the techno scene since the late 90s and many of the super­stars from back then (Samual L Ses­sions, Adam Beyer, Carl Lek­ibush, Joel Mull…) are still going strong. But now there’re some fresh Swedes and the Lin­zatti brothers are one of the most promising of the bunch. Actu­ally, this track is so hard I think you’d have to drop the min­imal tag entirely and just call it straight up techno. But it does borrow a little from min­imal, par­tic­u­larly in its second half where the static comes in and a few clat­tering effects just bring it up to that next level. The main hook is very tight and urgent and the clear cen­ter­piece of the track. The hook is tightly looped and under­goes subtle vari­a­tions throughout. Occa­sion­ally some per­cus­sion shadows the hook to add tex­ture and depth. Tightly done and bril­liantly exe­cuted tune.” 12. Audion — “Mouth To Mouth (Mantap mix by Heart­throb)” [Spec­tral]Two of the biggest-hyped releases of 2007 so far have been the remixes of Vonstroke’s “Who’s Afraid Of Detroit?” and Heartthrob’s “Baby Kate,” but I’ve found both quite dis­ap­pointing, which is a shame because both sounded ripe for the remix treat­ment. So when the Mouth To Mouth remix EP dropped last week I wasn’t so sure what to expect. But both Heart­throb cuts are bril­liant! They both rock on dif­ferent levels but this is the one i like the best. On the Mantap mix Heart­throb has taken that main riff and turned it into a deep acieed bassline. That then paves the way for Heart­throb to do his twitchy para­noid minmal thing which he pre­ceeds to do to great effect. It really is a clever remix as it remains faithful to the source mate­rial to an extent and rocks in a sim­ilar way only with a dif­ferent approach. He also uses that insane siren sound for a kick and even allows for the less processed orig­inal riff for a break­down and some even deeper and nas­tier bass. Class track from a guy who I expect to be the best and most active M_nus artist of 2007.” 11. Stephen Bodzin — “Day­tona Beach” [Spiel-Zeug Schallplatten]Still not sure about Bodzin, but this track is HUGE. One of those anthems that’s sure to work like a charm at the clubs. This is mostly because it fol­lows the “Bay Of Figs” for­mula of taking a hook then reverbing the crap out of it before it’s engulfed the track and your brain. It’s def­i­nitely not the most sophis­ti­cated track on here and prob­ably not one that will age all that well, but for the moment it’s just really damn fun. Maybe the most rocking track on the list, actu­ally. So rather than diss it as generic I sug­gest you enjoy some ear candy at its finest. The hook is catchy yet simple and backed up by more simple beats and bass. It fol­lows a classic techno for­mula with its build then release for the first time, but the secret to this track is that it comes back and smacks you in the face with an even bigger buildup than the first. What more can you say? This guy is clearly a pro!” Look for Part Two of David’s list coming later this week!

Gpants Mix of the Year Award Goes To: Joel!

Hey there everyone, we made it! I’d love to stick around and chat, but it’s pretty cramped here in the men’s bath­room. I actu­ally had to run the eth­ernet cable into the women’s toilet sta­tion (they got ports under their sit-n-pees) and I’m afraid some stately man of cruel demeanor will stomp and smash my con­nec­tion out. I’ve been away, and no one needs to tell me how long the train’s been gone. With this many extracur­ric­u­lars you’d think I was run­ning some elab­o­rate DRM-violating Tai­wanese soap-opera dvd transfer scam (dvds are $5 and if you want your name engraved on them it’s $15 sorry). Frankly, I had to get away — away from the gut­tural tones of Sleep­y­time Gorilla Museum (Of Nat­ural His­tory is top on Niina’s “Pissed-Off Tues­days” playlist) and Ben’s yappy DJ Mehdi bull­shit (what is dance music even) — and find some qui­etude, friends. Plus I’m recording my own ambient album called Urinal Piss Crashing, Seven Sor­rows Removed under the name “Ephraemi Rescriptus”. I was just signed to Vic­tory Records and yes I will be touring with Sil­ver­stein. But really, I’m just busy with school. Mean­while, you’ve got Ben, Niina and Mike with your hip updates. I did take the time to com­pile a list of my favorite jams of 2006, though. And who knows what the year will bring. Hope­fully presents. Joel’s Best of 2006 and Never the Oppo­site of This: 01. Yo La Tengo — I Am Not Afraid Of You and I Will Beat Your Ass Try: “Black Flowers” [site][label] They may have mur­dered the clas­sics, but Yo La Tengo surely didn’t butcher this one. My second favorite Yo La Tengo album (next to the alarm­ingly quiet Painful) and favorite record of the year, I Am Not Afraid of You and I Will Beat Your Ass is pretty much per­fect. Be it Hem’s pas­toral Amer­i­cana on “I Feel Like Going Home,” synth-strolling with Quasi on “I Should Have Known Better,” genre-shuffling-‘n’-scuffling on “Watch Out For Me Ronnie” and “The Room Got Heavy,” the remote malaise of “Daphnia” and “The Weakest Part,” or 2006’s best pop tune “Beanbag Chair,” it’s absolutely every­thing I love about the Hobo­ken­ites. Ending with eleven min­utes and forty-eight sec­onds of three-piece rock-jam malarkey on “The Story of Yo La Tengo” couldn’t be any more fit­ting. [buy] 02. Horse Feathers — Words Are Dead Try: “Dust­bowl” Justin Ringle and Peter Brod­erick make beau­tiful music together. That’s about all I know of this record. Also, they’re from Port­land, Oregon. And they sound like Jans Duke de Grey opening for a young, depression-addled Tom Rapp, com­plete with rap­turous choir of angels and shoe­less, pre­pu­bes­cent girls crying soot. [buy] 03. Under Byen — Samme Stof Som Stof Try: “Palads” [site][label] At 2003’s annual Danish music fes­tival “SPOT,” Rolling Stone jour­nalist David Fricke intro­duced Under Byen as his favorite act of the year, stating “wel­come to the best band in Den­mark, prob­ably the best band in the world.” While I know little of this band out­side of their tidy home­page and new release, I can totally see where the praise would come in. Samme Stof Som Stof, (which I now know is Danish for “Same Fabric As Fabric”) sounds like some futur­istic cityscape set against Hen­ri­ette Sennenvaldt’s aurally hyp­notic voice. At great length, “Den her sang han­dler om at få det bedste ud af det” (phew) mirac­u­lously out­runs itself before the eight-minute mark, trag­i­cally crum­bling into its own covert melody, while tracks like noise-infused “Film og omvendt” and ever-braiding “Siame­sisk” could only be longer. And yes, they do sound like Sigur Ros having a power lunch with Bjork in a Turkish tex­tile fac­tory for Angora wool. [buy] 04. Grizzly Bear — Yellow House Try: “Cen­tral and Remote” [site][label] Grizzly Bear has received a lot of atten­tion this year for Yellow House, a record almost always described as a space. Like a less intim­i­dating and much cozier ver­sion of Mark Z. Danielewski’s House of Leaves, Yellow House plays around with familiar inte­riors and the trap­pings of an enclosed yet ever-changing realm of memory, stretching infi­nitely into warmer cor­ners. As Edward Droste and com­pany con­jure aspiring songstress and aunt Marla Forbes on “Marla” and win hearts with “Lul­labye,” it’s easy to see why this has been a repeated play. Also try that rumored synch w/ The City of Lost Chil­dren, cuz shit’s hotter than watching Episode 24 of “Fraggle Rock” matched up with Teenage Fanclub’s Band­wag­onesque. [buy] 05. Shear­water — Palo Santo Try: “La Dame Et La Licorne” [site] I can’t think of any other record this year that has unfolded itself so unwill­ingly. While Shear­water isn’t Talk Talk (nor do they really aspire to be), I think the com­par­ison fits: grandiose yet humble, brave and ini­tially chal­lenging, Palo Santo rep­re­sents a defin­i­tive step into great­ness for Shear­water. Each song is care­fully placed and excru­ci­at­ingly detailed — “Sev­enty Four, Sev­enty Five” and “Johnny Viola” each come to mind — and not a single searing moment wasted. [buy] 06. The Brother Kite — Waiting For The Time To Be Right Try: “Get On Me” [site] Y’know, I never thought I’d be writing a blurb for this album. I asked Ben if I could just draw a pic­ture about the album, but he said “no that’d be stupid”. I went ahead and drew the pic­ture anyway (it’s a small kid riding on a smiling kite in a sunny day), but then Ben said “no that’s stupid,” so here I am, no kite, no blurb. And this is a great album too — pure sugar, plays all bright and pretty, kinda like Throwing Muses fronted by Sice from The Boo Radleys — which deserves more than I could give it. Sigh. [buy] 07. mewith­outyou — brother, sister Try: “The Dry­ness and the Rain” [site][label] God makes humankind, humankind pro­ceeds to make small cyber­netic dogs that don’t really poop and also vacuum the carpet. While the name is some­what cringe-worthy and Aaron Weiss’s lyrics occa­sion­ally fringe on pre­cocity, behind the fanaticism/façade/reverence is some pretty heart­felt music. From mwY’s frantic and uneven ferocity on “Wolf Am I! (and Shadow),” the rumi­nating guitar and med­i­ta­tive bass on “A Glass Can Only Spill What it Con­tains,” to the bliss­fully con­joined “In a Market Dimly Lit” and “In a Sweater Poorly Knit,” Brother, Sister is an out­standing listen. Not since The Gloria Record’s Start Here or SDRE’s How It Feels to Be Some­thing On (frontman Enigk is actu­ally fea­tured here on sev­eral tracks) has a record prin­ci­pally con­cerning Chris­tianity come across as this gen­uine, engaging, and enjoy­able. [buy] 08. French Kicks — Two Thou­sand Try: “Knee High” [site][label] On Two Thou­sand, french kicks move past their fellow garage-rock shoe-shufflers (The Walkmen, The Strokes, et all), deliv­ering a record that out­shines A Hun­dred Miles Off and First Impres­sions of Earth alike with brazen con­fi­dence and orig­i­nality. As far as third albums go, this one sounds just as fresh and upbeat as their 2001 debut “One Time Bells” — “So Far”’s break­beat shift into a ringing, har­mo­nious chorus is the first indi­ca­tion that things are off to a great start, come the mel­lowing panache of “Cloche” and Spoon-channeling “Keep It Amazed”. It’s all fast, pretty, and good golly, is it good. [buy] 09. Band of Horses — Every­thing All The Time Try: “The Funeral” [site][label] AT ANY MOMMMEEENT I’LL BE READY FOR A FUNERAL [buy] 10. Anoice — Rem­mings Try: “The Three-Days Blow” [site][label] While Ben has pretty much placed Helios’ breezy Eingya at the top of his 2006 (and it’s a good record and deserves being liked), I can’t help but think of sev­eral other instru­mental records this year that have “got-me-all” excited. Tops on the list (and just barely beating out Pallin’s “Bright Moments”) is Japanese six-piece Anoice; dab­bling in elec­tronica and all-too-maligned post-rock, Anoice’s Rem­mings is first for the (unfor­tu­nately titled) Impor­tant Records label, home to (for­tu­nately titled) acts like Merzbow, Piano Magic, Angels of Light, and Mus­lim­gauze. Sand­wiched between five unti­tled ses­sions, the four songs high­lighted here present an excel­lent sense of pro­duc­tion dynamics and com­pli­ment an inno­v­a­tive “suite” struc­ture — on “Aspirin Music,” for example, per­cus­sion alter­nates between organic and elec­tronic com­po­si­tion, strings pierce the leaden drone of elec­tric guitar, all over an embossed piano land­scape. Just gor­geous. [buy] Close Hits of 2006: Camera Obscura — Let’s Get Out of This Country [site][label] The “other” great Scot­land pop­smiths of 2006 – over­looked, under­played, and just so adorable. [buy] Aloha — Some Echoes [site][label] Blissed-out, self-cannibalizing pseudo-psych pop from the arsty Cleve­land four­some (Tony Cav­al­lario is part-angel and Cale Parks is my homeboy). [buy] Balun — Some­thing Comes Our Way [site][label] Elec­tronica trio from San Juan, Puerto Rico finding all the best ways to tuck pretty half-songs in snug woolen blan­kets. [buy] Mar­itime — We The Vehi­cles [site][label] Ex-Promise Ring pun­dits (sans D-Plan’s Axelson) get it right on their first great album since 1999. [buy] Nina Nas­tasia — On Leaving [label] Sparse full-length from our favorite twi­light belle, accom­pa­nied by Dirty Three drummer Jim White. [buy] I gotta jet gang. Ireland’s Depart­ment of Metafic­tion was tipped off that some­body around here has been pho­to­copying pages from Flann O’Brien’s At Swim-Two-Birds for use as band flyers. Good thing I ate my copy of Sartor Resartus. Have a good one, readers, and see you all some­time in 2007.