–the spectre of Man­pants. Yes, dear readers, the dreaded day is upon us. The under­lings, the proles… they’ve risen as one and cre­ated a blog ded­i­cated to the worst in film and tv (the workers’ bread and butter, don’t you know). Is this the end for Girl­pants? Is it merely another turning of the wheel […]

[A brief word of advice: if you’re going to listen to Light­ning Bolt side project Wizzardz’s debut album, and if you’re wearing head­phones, please make sure the source volume is not maxed out. Failure to comply with this warning might result in total head­phone destruc­tion and might per­ma­nently cripple your eardrums, too. Hard lessons learned […]

So this week I can say some things and you can read them. If you haven’t noticed, this is the way things work, deal with it. I know of some cool bands to write about, but I’m not gonna write about them, and instead I am gonna sug­gest bands that are less-good by com­par­ison. Deal […]

Ok, so. Some of you may have noticed that link over there under the “Hot Shit” heading that reads “Pink Panzer”. What in golly heck is Pink Panzer, you might have asked your­self, and rightly so–sounds like a fuckin’ gay skin­head group or some­thing. Why would the upstanding writers at girl­pants choose to asso­ciate with […]