All posts in category Douchebaggery

Die Antwoord, or, what my brains are like lately (?)

Hey guys. I’m really busy trying to write a book, but now and again I get the chance to read Twitter, and when I do it’s often 50 Cent’s hilar­ious updates (why is he dating Chelsea Han­dler?). But today South African hip hop­pers Die Antwoord tweeted their new video, and I have to say “Evil […]

Amazing cover (mid-90s edition)

K so lately I’ve been loving the song “Your Woman” by White Town. The song­writer, Jyoti Mishra, said of the tune: “I was trying to write a pop song that had more than one per­spec­tive. Although it’s written in the first person the char­acter behind that view­point isn’t nec­es­sarily what the casual lis­tener would expect.” The gender […]

iggy pop, janelle monae and more: girlpants gets opinionated

It is with interest that I’ve been fol­lowing this weird week (month) of bizarre endorse­ments – does it not seem like everyone is shilling for someone these days? Some are artistic col­lab­o­ra­tions, some are out-of-genre forays, some are fundraisers, and some are straight-up curious wtf moments (like when Bob Dylan teamed up with Victoria’s Secret). […]

Drunk Girls by LCD Soundsystem: Another Song about Girls

The new, emi­nently holler­able track “Drunk Girls,” LCD Soundsystem feels kinda retro to me — not vin­tage, but def­i­nitely a throw­back to 90s Brit pop. The yells around the chorus con­sist of just “drunk girls” and “drunk boys”, and to be honest, to me it not unpleas­antly recalls some­thing like a mashup of “Park­life” and […]

The Best Worst Record Review of All Time; 10.0, Best New Video

For those of us who are in the above-25 age bracket, it’s old news that Pitch­fork, that ven­er­able bas­tion of hip­ster trend­set­ting and mediocre prose, was once down­right ter­rible. Unar­guably, inex­cus­ably so. Prob­ably every home­grown pub­li­ca­tion has these embar­rassing teething prob­lems, but in Pitchfork’s case this Ter­rible Epoch coin­cides neatly with the time when Founder and […]

friday filler fun

Well, we were sup­posed to have a new mix up for you by now, but, well… Mike left the coffee pot on and when it died a fiery death in the wee hours of the morning, no one knew how to cope. I mean, the fire put itself out and no one was hurt—or at […]

useless under the sun

Now that girl­pants is back up and run­ning we’re get­ting invited to all the good par­ties again. It’d be gauche to go into too much detail, but I will say that Ben and Joel vis­ited la Tour Eiffel together and Niina shot some­body with a revolver. And me? I’ve been ensconced in Lali Puna’s bangin forthcoming […]

I wanted to give you disneyland”

All apolo­gies to Niina, who I know is a fan, but I really don’t think Patrick Wolf has proved him­self to be a ter­ribly good musi­cian. I also think he’s a par­tic­u­larly annoying human being–though I admit that’s an opinion based entirely on a couple of his emails and blog/message board posts. Some P. Wolf […]

Two Drink Mike (note: not our Mike–he can hold his liquor)

The other morning started out as a reg­ular day at the MAN­pants office. I was eagerly waiting for my apple toaster strudel to finish crisping on the hood of the VW bus when sud­denly I expe­ri­enced a strange feeling–a feeling some­where between divine inter­ven­tion and my usual Monday morning fever dream. I felt the curious urge […]

Double Nepotism!

What’s this? Two posts in two days? Visions of a fully func­tional blog dance before my eyes! Today I’ve got some­thing mildly self-serving for you guys–a col­lab­o­ra­tion between two boarders at Hip­inion, hip­ster brain­trust extra­or­di­naire. Boarder #1 is Toaster aka Hari aka Robotville, an elec­tronic folk act out of the UK. Boarder #2 is rollie […]