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Mas y Mas were intro­duced to me by a cer­tain ex-waitress-at-a-strip-club on a recent jaunt down to Rich­mond. Let me set the scene: walking to the gas sta­tion for cig­a­rettes you might see a dude sit­ting on his porch blowing on his digeridoo (thusly named Digeridude), too many cute girls riding bikes to count, and if you’re lucky, girl­pants’ good friend Will in a dress, trying in vain to score a Craigslist Missed Connection.

Mas y Mas, hailing from nearby NoVA, were a per­fect sound­track to this scene. They’re at once fid­gety and dis­af­fected, smart enough to know that the best of kind of fun, maybe the only kind, is the stupid kind. On this point check out the (um) point­edly titled “You Can’t Play Without Ice.” It kind of reminds me of the first time I heard the Ther­mals, all lo-fi and pissed off at posers, but these guys are a lot fun­nier about it, partly cause I can’t really tell if they’re joking or not. There’s a savant tune­ful­ness too, even though Vinny often tries to hide it behind his Mike-Skinner–as-snotty-American-kid impres­sion.

And the lyrics are golden, as anyone unfor­tu­nate enough to follow my Twit­trrr bar­rage will know. On “Sunday School Hymn,” they tackle that freshest of topics—fucking reli­gion, dude—and somehow manage to land it unposed. “Now who here’s had his grandma pass away and won­ders why she is still sleeping, and who here’s read a little Walt Whitman and won­ders why he is so happy?” Maybe because I’ve won­dered both those things, maybe cause there’s some real melan­choly in his arch schoolboy recita­tion, but it’s the most moving thing I’ve heard since Joel got drunk and read some of his poetry at the last gpants staff meeting.

Mas y Mas — “You Can’t Play Without Ice”

Mas y Mas — “Sunday School Hymn”

Mas y Mas are mag­nan­i­mously giving away their album, Proud Spon­sors of Pepsi, here.

Magic Mang

I recently had the good for­tune to see post-Postal Ser­vice indie synth whatever-core band Magic Man, kicking ass in an over­cast, early time slot of a cer­tain Fes­tival of Spring­time Abandon. Sorta home­town heroes that they were, they played their hearts out for handful of their goofy, adoring col­lege kid fans, and watching them it occurred to me: these guys are gonna be famous.

Well, soon anyway. There’s a pre­co­cious­ness to them that could stand to mellow a bit. Con­sider the back­story, in which child­hood friends Sam Lee and Alex Kaplow go to France for a summer, work on an organic farm, and mix down the album on their Mac­books. C’mon dudes. Jason and Ben once tried a sim­ilar thing in Lake Worth, working at the YMCA and recording onto a mini­disc. It kind of sounded like Light­ning Bolt.

Like this neatly-wrapped slice of summer resume building, their debut album Real Life Color has a sense of dili­gent over­achieve­ment. They less evoke their var­ious influ­ences than splice them together in a way that can seem simulacrum-ly. My favorite song of theirs, “Mon­ster,” is a well-researched com­posite of indie dorm-room bangers. I hear Ezra Koenig fronting the Postal Ser­vice cov­ering Arcade Fire, basi­cally. But despite some lyrical mis­steps (“a silver spoon to feed me lies”? really?) it’s a fright­en­ingly good approx­i­ma­tion, and these con­sid­er­a­tions are more or less for­gotten in the fun of lis­tening to it. Espe­cially live, where Kaplow bounces like a pin­ball across the stage, brushing the hair out his eyes and crowing into the mic like a bantam rooster.

And that’s the thing. It strikes me that they’re enjoying them­selves, pro­cessing their influ­ences in a way that doesn’t feel par­tic­u­larly cal­cu­lated. And if they’re this good this early, well fuck. How good will they be after life throws them a few sucker punches and broken hearts? Sam will be grad­u­ating from Yale in mere weeks, after all. I can’t help but think of another pair of New Eng­land col­le­giate break­outs, who hap­pened to be head­lining the same fes­tival. They started out doing some­thing pretty dis­tinc­tive and then unex­pect­edly segued into an album of genre exer­cises. It seems like Magic Man just might be on the oppo­site trajectory.

Magic Man’s album Real Life Color is avail­able for free, in all of its glory, here.

Emo in the Age of Mechanical Reproduction

At 19 I had an Adven­ture­land–style summer, working at a Barnie’s Coffee in the local mall—remember Barnie’s Coffee? The place charmed, in a free­wheeling, no-one-gives a shit kind of way. One co-worker was loud, hot, and reg­u­larly stole from the till so she could buy Oxys; another sold them to her. Not nearly as depraved, I mostly con­cerned myself with how loudly I could play the stereo. But I always enjoyed watching them tear through, seri­ously, cases of whip­pits in the back. Yea, the store folded a few months later.

One day another co-worker, and a 2001 emo-redux trans­plant from out of state, plugged her shitty Dell laptop into the stereo. Hmm. Wistful pop, jangly guitar and girl-next-door vocals utterly free of impu­ri­ties. “Hey can I burn this?” Over the ensuing years I’ve lis­tened to the EP count­less times, con­sci­en­tiously trans­fer­ring the songs from disc to desktop to Nomad Jukebox mp3 player to Mac­book. No tag infor­ma­tion on the files—I only remem­bered her saying that they were a local band called… the Maccabees?

Some­times you don’t do things until some invis­ible switch is flicked on inside you. I sup­pose I could’ve looked them up at any point, but I liked how the mys­tery gave them a cer­tain aura—that and I’m kind of lazy. But the other night, after nine years plus another half hour of Googling, I dis­cov­ered that there was, indeed, a local Florida band by that name [ed. note: not to be con­fused with the scruffily hoodied Brits of the same name].

So the Mac­cabees, as it turns out, were a sequel to the mar­gin­ally better-known band Pohgoh, who ran from ’94-’98 and were fea­tured on the sem­inal Emo Diaries Volume I com­pi­la­tion. After the they broke up, singer Susie Ulrey wrote a bunch of tunes, and along with hus­band Keith she formed the Mac­cabees to play them out. This, as I under­stand it, went on until about 2001 or so. Part of the long-running Tampa scene, most recently this crew has released a one-off recording under the name Pre­fontaine.

The Mac­cabees — “Abingdon”

I would highly rec­om­mend you pur­chase what I now know to be their beau­tiful Songs from the Weakest Link EP. Even though some of the mys­tery is gone, I’m glad to learn that these guys man­aged to carve out a DIY career, that they were able to make music a part of their lives and locale in a way that, for better or worse, I don’t think can be quite repli­cated anymore.

The Besnard Lakes Are the Subject of Our Latest Post

Have you ever read George R. R. Martin’s tran­scen­dent fan­tasy series A Song of Ice and Fire? I don’t much go in for fan­tasy, but this one came highly rec­om­mended. After reading the first volume I remember telling Ben, our res­i­dent sci-fi geek, that I liked it but sort of wished the story had taken place on a gay space­ship or some­thing. But by the second volume, well… I was hooked.

When I saw the cover of the Besnard Lakes’ new album, The Besnard Lakes Are the Roaring Night, I was imme­di­ately trans­ported to the epic Battle of the Black­water, where basi­cally every­thing gets torched with fucking medieval napalm. I’m with­holding judg­ment on the album as a whole, but the standout track “Alba­tross” spits hot fire. Woozy MBV sheets of dis­tor­tion, Pet Sounds har­monies, even a bit of nar­co­tized swagger from the Velvet Under­ground. Swirl it together and you get the sound of taking some­thing cool and set­ting it aflame.

The Besnard Lakes — “Albatross”

The album was released ear­lier this month, and you can buy it now if “Alba­tross” tickles your fancy. Also be sure to check out their pre­vious record, The Besnard Lakes Are the Dark Horse, because it’s totally rad.

water though it’s frozen

Truly, Joanna Newsom just don’t give a fucc, and all the non-musical details that accu­mu­late around her per­sona like so much space junk are actu­ally pretty inter­esting. Weird harp-toting Ren-Fair space cadet, but one who’s sort of a fashion plate? A babe, basi­cally, and one with a com­mand of lan­guage and meter so com­plete it intim­i­dates the blood right out of your face? One who’s dating Andy from SNL?! 

In a recent inter­view Newsom revealed that prior to recording her just-released triple album, she couldn’t speak for two months. When her voice returned it had grown into some­thing a little more pol­ished, and less like an uncanny cross between a grandma and a nine-year old. It could’ve been a tale straight from one of her songs, which tend to fixate on unex­pected meta­mor­phoses. Skin is only…skin for her, a casing to be scraped off, stirred into tea, stuffed with saw­dust, or removed in water. The things hidden within her characters–whales, bees, dreams–are the real objects of interest.

Joanna Newsom — “On a Good Day”

Which is why “On a Good Day” off the new album is so numb and so fuckin…sad. Newsom is firmly in Frosty New Eng­land ter­ri­tory here, stop­ping by a frozen lake to con­sider a couple of roads not taken. Unlike the sprawling opuses she tends to write, this is the barest sketch of a song. It addresses an ex-lover and the life they had started, how she had “just begun to fill in the lines, right down to what we’d name her.” But meta­mor­phosis isn’t part of this universe–drearily, “nature does not change by will.” Inside she’s the same sub­stance she was before, unable to return or move for­ward, just frozen still by the winter that befell her. 

useless under the sun

Now that girl­pants is back up and run­ning we’re get­ting invited to all the good par­ties again. It’d be gauche to go into too much detail, but I will say that Ben and Joel vis­ited la Tour Eiffel together and Niina shot some­body with a revolver. 

And me? I’ve been ensconced in Lali Puna’s bangin forth­coming album Our Inventions.

Run Lali Run

Lali Puna — “Move On”

Not just anyone can sing “you’re just a small light, so use­less under the sun, no will rec­og­nize your shine. Try.” In the wrong hands it’s like Thomas Kinkade ter­ri­tory. But ren­dered in that flatly Ger­manic, sexy robot voice of chanteuse Valerie Trebeljahr–I dunno, it seems earned somehow. By the chorus I find myself gazing out onto the horizon con­tem­pla­tively, morning coffee com­mer­cial style, won­dering what the day will bring. Warm, pul­sating elec­tronica and swelling major chords, apparently.

Autumn Shade

With all the dis­man­tling of worker-benefits here at girl­pants, evil cigar-chomping mogul Ben came in and told me I had to write some­thing, then laughed until his belly shook. Have you ever seen a cor­pu­lent CEO try and fit into girl­pants? Strangely sub­lime. So, onwards. Autumn Shade, aside from being the best-worst fic­ti­tious Jade Tree emo band name EVER (debut album title: Falling For You), is the cri de coeur of Jes Lenee, lapsed piano prodigy and lovely goth-waif song­bird. While Niina would prob­ably be all over this album like black on nails, it’s a little pon­derous for my taste. The first (full) song kills, how­ever. With a brisk acoustic gait under wintry piano, ‘Shade’s ghost-child voice mourns and moans with impres­sive range. Basi­cally, this is what Chris Issac’s Wicked Games would sound like had it been written by someone with miles to go before they sleep. “Home, I don’t want to go home. But I’m not going back, even if it kills me.” I can relate. Autumn Shade — Home

girlpants’ stuff you should maybe listen to from the last year or so: mike!!!(!!!)

So I’m just going to pre­tend that my patho­log­ical inability to meet girl­pants dead­lines has a cer­tain charm to it, that I’m the blog­ging equiv­a­lent of fash­ion­ably late. I’m pretty sure Ben wants to fire me but that cor­po­rate fat-cat is gonna have to go through the union first. Haha yea take that you cor­po­rate fat-cat! Um, here are my top ten records of 06. Nothing too shocking, but I’m def­i­nitely of the belief that it’s always a good year for music and this one was no excep­tion. I feel like fucking Alfred Russel Wal­lace here, but I too decided to do a par­allel list, inde­pen­dently of our flaxen-haired, Robbie Williams-loving poetess. But whereas Niina did other albums, I did–yup–anthropologists. Anthro­pology and music are my two great loves (and broads, I love the broads), and some­times they don’t seem all that dif­ferent to me. So here you go, enjoy. Anouar Brahem — Le Voyage de Sahar try: “Nuba” Ele­gant, con­tem­pla­tive back­ground music, almost organ­i­cally com­plex when you listen closely, Le Voyage de Sahar is basi­cally an ambient record in dis­guise. With an array of gui­tars and his oud, Brahem flaw­lessly mixes middle eastern and clas­sical styles, coming up with a dis­tinct and uni­fied sound. Less an album of songs and more an elon­gated com­po­si­tion, Le Voyage is the most fully real­ized work I heard this year, hands down. Most like anthro­pol­o­gist: Claude Levi-Strauss. Both mas­ter­fully present a com­plex, inter­locking system that always refers back to a few basic prin­ci­ples. Plus, uh, both title their works in French. [buy] Helios — Eingya try: “Paper Tiger” Helios takes some poppy guitar fig­ures and simple drum beats, slips them a couple seda­tives and dresses them up in soft ambient swirls. This was a per­fect morning album, sleepy without being inert, radiant but not too bright. Most like anthro­pol­o­gist: Jose Limon. Dude effort­lessly inter­weaves the emo­tional and the­o­ret­ical in his ethno­graphic writ­ings, and in a sim­i­lair way Helios has crafted an album that dis­tinc­tively mixes con­ven­tional pop and sound­scape, cap­turing the imme­diacy of the former and the sub­tlety of the latter. [buy] Joanna Newsom — Ys try: “Monkey & Bear” With a more dis­ci­plined vocal delivery, winding song struc­tures and baroque orches­tra­tion cour­tesy of Van Dyke Parks, Newsom brought it, You Got Served style, to those who found her debut too spartan or abra­sive. But what really pushes Ys into top ten ter­ri­tory is the knotty, tex­tured lyri­cism, which sprawls across the songs in puns, vivid images and pecuiliar cou­plets, but never quite man­aging to lose the meter or mea­sure. Most like anthro­pol­o­gist: Lila Abu-Lughod. Female-centric in an under­stated sort of way, sit­u­ated within a folk nar­ra­tive tra­di­tion but intel­lec­tu­ally accom­plished and embroi­dered with pro­fes­sional sophis­ti­ca­tion (“do you know what this is, son? This is the panop­ticon”). [buy] Destroyer — Destroyer’s Rubies try: “Rubies” “The sketchy crowd shows me draw­ings, they’re alright. An alter­nately dim and frightful waste. Now come on honey let’s go out­side. You dis­rupt the world’s dis­order just by virtue of your grace” Best lyric of 2006? Quite pos­sibly, just edging out the sub­lime “my humps, my humps, my lovely lady lumps.” I’m not the biggest fan of Bejar’s odd­ball song­writing or spastic vocals, but I found myself coming back to this again and again over the year. For me, the mark of a great album is always finding some­thing new, and on repeated lis­ten­ings Destroyer’s Rubies quite appro­pri­ately yields some real gems (eh? eh?). Most like anthro­pol­o­gist: James Clif­ford. Hyper-refelxive, icon­o­clastic, pre­oc­cu­pied with words and embodying a pos­sibly overblown sense of exper­i­men­talism. [buy] Phoenix — It’s Never Been Like That try: “Long Dis­tance Call” Another mark of a great album is that you can put it on in the car and feel cool enough to roll your window down and pick up chicks at a stop­light. At their best, Phoenix emit pre­cisely this kind of rakish charm. They are the prover­bial boys back in town, for­mal­ists with a preter­nat­u­rally light touch, not unlike the Exploding Hearts or even, dis­tantly, the Mag­netic Fields. Stu­pidly fun and catchy. Who knew they were french? Most like anthro­pol­o­gist: Mar­shall Sahlins. A con­sum­mate faker who, besides the orig­i­nals, did it better than anyone else. [buy] The Twi­light Sad — Twi­light Sad EP try: “That summer, at home I had become the invis­ible boy” Ben just recently turned me on to this band, and sim­i­lairly, they were forceful enough to rocket half-way up this list with about 2 weeks left in ’06. So I’m not going to try and com­pete with his write-up; the shoegazer + crisper pro­duc­tion is right on the mark. The only thing I would add is that the singer’s thick Scot­tish accent lends an exoti­cism to an oth­er­whise painfully earnest vocal delivery. That might sound like a back-handed com­pli­ment, but the effect can be really moving. “That Summer, At Home…” gives me chills. And I haven’t gotten chills since like 2003. Most like anthro­pol­o­gist: Annelise Riles, who man­ages to make some gen­uinely anthro­po­log­ical insights on jet-setting cos­mopoli­tans (the last unex­plored tribe); in the same way The Twi­light Sad achieve a weird sort of authen­ticity in spite–or pos­sibly because of–their slick Max Richter sheen. Both make a virtue of the sat­u­rated milieu they’ve inher­ited, and in doing so come up with some­thing sub­stan­tively orig­inal. [buy] Belle and Sebas­tian — The Life Pur­suit try: “White Collar Boy” I didn’t think this would make my top ten, as it never really hung together as an album for me, but then I real­ized it mer­ited inclu­sion given the sheer bril­liance of the indi­vidual songs: the irre­sistible funk of “Sukie in the Grave­yard” (sorry Niina, but the bass gets too hyper­ac­tive to make it a CCR shuffle), the Rick­en­backer stroll of “Another Sunny Day,” and the elab­o­rately staged “White Collar Boy”-Meets-Girl set piece. Most like anthro­pol­o­gist: Karl Marx. Ok, not an anthro­pol­o­gist per se but B&S aren’t your average indie rock band either. Both are ven­er­ated mas­ters, con­stantly ref­er­enced and aped, and critics are for­ever trying to dif­fer­en­tiate their ear­lier stuff from their more “mature” work. [buy] TV on the Radio — Return to Cookie Moun­tain try: “Hours” These guys are unlike anyone else, no doubt about it, but ini­tially the whole “indie rock meets soulful bar­ber­shop quartet” thing was a little too gim­micky for me. I’m still not com­pletely sold on their sound, but when the abysmally titled Return to Cookie Moun­tain does get it right it momen­tarily redeems the glut of Brooklyn art-rock fag­gery, which is impor­tant I think. The Turn on the Bright Lights of 2006, and for good reason. Most like anthro­pol­o­gist: Michel Rolph-Trouillot. Both have voices (autho­rial, singing) that are deep, dark and rich, and both pro­duce work that has nothing and absolutely every­thing to do with race. [buy] Boards of Canada — Trans-Canada Highway try: “Sky­liner” It’s Boards of Canada, and Boards of Canada are still awe­some. Most like anthro­pol­o­gist: Arjun Appadurai. If you were to take the global ethnoscapes and flows that Appadurai so per­cep­tively describes and melt them down into one homoege­nous sub­stance the result would sound like “Sky­liner.” Both evoke a world that swirls, spills and splashes, but never suf­fo­cates the under­lying sense of order and move­ment. [buy] Par­en­thet­ical Girls — Safe as Houses try: “One Father Another” With Buzzing key­boards, oblig­a­tory avant-garde flour­ishes, and Zak Pennington’s manic vocals this is the album for those of us who didn’t feel enough pain in 2006 to really love Xiu Xiu. The #10 spot could have gone to any number of bands (how’s that for crit­ical zeal?), but Par­en­thet­ical Girls gets it because I’m a sucker for a nicely lay­ered motif, and Safe as Houses is all bodily fluids and a dis­tinctly sin­ister ado­les­cent sex­u­ality, like some deranged manga come to life. Most like anthro­pol­o­gist: Renato Ros­aldo. Whether it’s the blood­lust of a head­hunter or a mother’s bitter resent­ment of her child, both men com­mune with a grief and rage not nor­mally in their realm of expe­ri­ence. It’s an uncanny, almost dis­turbing sort of empathy, and it makes for a great record and great anthro­pology. [buy]

your missives are wasted on me, boy

Hey girl­pants­ke­teers, long time no talk. There’s been some cor­po­rate restruc­turing going on (we now belong to a secret inter­na­tional cabal, so sweet), and one unfor­tu­nate side effect is that the staff has been flung to the far cor­ners of the earth. I think Niina is in Canada, com­posing the new Finnish national epic. Joel, imbued with the rev­o­lu­tionary spirit of our times, has gone under­ground, and Ben has become a hard-drinking race car driver. I myself haven’t been doing much, mostly riding the bus and scowling at people. I guess what I’m trying to say is that we’ve all become Decem­berists songs. So, like a guilty, dead­beat dad I want to be involved in girlpants’s life again–see it off to prom, intim­i­date its boyfriend (watch it, man­pants), etc. But I think I’m just gonna have to stick to songs for awhile. I love that this thing has acquired its own logic, but I orig­i­nally pic­tured it as a way to gush about a song if I hap­pened to be struck by its great­ness. So I’m gonna give that a shot while the rest of the guys con­tinue to cover new bands/music with, y’know, depth and insight and stuff. So, for a quiet Sat­urday night here are some of my favorite songs of the last few months. Anour Brahem — Nuba This is a jumpy little middle-eastern number, and I’m not ashamed to admit that I feel very adult and con­tem­po­rary lis­tening to it, like I’m drinking a Star­bucks latte in Morocco or some­thing. The melody takes a bit to fully unwind, snaking its way through all sorts of the­matic vari­a­tions, but at the same time it’s instantly mem­o­rable and will get lodged in your head like five times a day. By the middle third the guy is out and out shred­ding, and its fun to try and keep up with the flurry of notes. I can almost see why people liked Van Halen back in the day, but unlike Eddie’s mas­tur­ba­tory erup­tions Brahem’s restraint throws the vir­tuoso tech­nique into sharp relief. I also want to believe that the brief but unmis­tak­able “Walk Like an Egyptian” phrasing is delib­erate, but that would prob­ably be one cul­tural wink too many.  The Luck­smiths — Untidy Towns Some songs you get from the opening note and some reveal them­selves to you piece by piece. Accented by an earnest aussie drawl and some simple piano, with a melody that imme­di­ately cap­tures the “fairly happy being hope­less” of melan­choly, you’d think this would be a case of the former. But I’ve lis­tened to this song a bajil­lion times, and pol­ished little moments of bril­liance keep floating to the sur­face: the quips (“it’s an un-read letter day”), the clever rhyme schemes (“past the pub where my par­ents met/resigning our­selves to modern archi­tec­ture”) and the unre­lenting asso­nance (“when its not raining all the streets are filled with students/but you won’t catch me com­plaining it’s a nui­sance it’s use­less I know”). Our res­i­dent poet (or should I say poet-in-residence) can prob­ably dis­sect this better than I can, but its a sweet song and worth a listen.

The May Girlpants Mix (Girls!)

The May Girl­pants Mix arrives on your hot little screen fash­ion­ably late, its due date being around the middle of the month. It wasn’t entirely my fault though. I’m not sure if I’m allowed to say this but Girl­pants might be bought out by MTV2 [editor’s note: don’t you mean “sell out to…”?] and this has divided the staff con­sid­er­ably. Joel’s been the most vocal sup­porter, prob­ably because the nu-emo on con­stant rota­tion is closest to his own tastes, and he doesn’t mind writing about Taking Back Sunday on Thursday. Niina–ruthless cap­i­talist that she is–just goes where the money’s at, so she’s in, but Ben isn’t so hot on the idea ’cause he won’t get to write about what­ever Japanese sludge-core he’s cur­rently abasing him­self with. As for yours truly, I went on strike, deter­mined to keep the flame of indie rock alive and pure. Finally, after much cajoling, pleading and promises of new girl­pants I relented. What can I say? Indie rock is impor­tant but so is looking hot in fly jeans. Look for my next post on Atreyu. This month’s theme is songs about girls. Orginal, I know. Niina’s hand­clap mas­ter­piece was a hard act to follow and I wanted some rich source mate­rial to work with. This mix does a good job of decon­structing of what’s gen­er­ally a pretty vanilla genre, I think; a genre that Joel cap­tures more or less per­fectly in his Luck­smiths write-up. Yea you’ve got your Ditty Bops and your Weezer, but you’ve also got your Grizzly Bear and your Tuung, which rework the “boy meets girl” dynamic in pretty inter­esting ways. Unfor­tu­nately, as I write this I’m get­ting ready to leave town and go meet my grad school com­mitee(!), and so I leave the sequencing of Kate, Anne, Lauren, Lola, Min­erva, Aura Lee, Suzanne, Audrey, Danielle Steel, Mar­ilee, Jenny and Jenny Again in Ben’s capable hands. Hope you enjoy! IS THIS BETTER NIKI!?!?!?

[down­load the entire mix as a .zip file!]

01. The Ditty Bops – “Sister Kate”The Ditty Bops (buy) This song totally makes me wonder about its epony­mous Kate, a being whose very shimmy pro­vokes the song’s self-conscious-but-driven nar­rator to observe “I may be late but I’ll be up to date when I can shimmy like my sister Kate.” Maybe it’s just teen angst, maybe classic older sib­ling envy, but I still wanna know what it is that Kate’s doing exactly to make it “shake like a bowl of jelly on a plate.” What, fur­ther­more, is the mys­te­rious “it”? If I knew, then maybe I would, you know, really get the song’s good-natured jeal­ousy, but for now, I might have to just enjoy it for its charm­ingly irrev­erent doo-wop and its immac­u­lately exe­cuted har­monies (not to men­tion the bicycle horn in the begin­ning). Which is fine. Some mys­teries are better left unsolved. Kate remains enig­matic, but so be it. –Niina 02. Envelopes — “Audrey in the Country”Demon (buy) Told from first-babe per­spec­tive, Envelope’s “Audrey in the Country”, from their superb 2006 disc Demon, dips in and out of the fur­ryvi­sion, buzzy and bob­bing like a very spe­cial child. Prob­ably the shortest number on this mix (hell if I know), this song is good and down­load it and please be gentle, sweet ladies of the night. –Joel 03. Weezer — “Suzanne” — Avail­able on the Mall­rats OST or Blue Deluxe (buy or buy) No one does regres­sive, slightly moth­ering (“you gave me flowers and said don’t you cry”) Girl songs like Weezer–for me and plenty others, they are the tem­plate for every sub­urban nerd who thinks he might get the girl, and who remains bitter and sat­is­fied when he doesn’t. In other words, they simply had to be included here. Suzanne con­tinues where Buddy Holly left off–restaging 50’s era sexual pol­i­tics as emo sen­si­tivity. No suprise then, when the 6/8 doo-wop time sig­na­ture puts a sunny retro sheen over the sad, bor­der­line pathetic lyrics. In many ways this was Weezer’s only move, or at least their best one. Just like your high­school sweet­heart, Suzanne is catchy, fun and worth remem­bering once in awhile. –Mike 04. The Luck­smiths — “Danielle Steel”What Bird is That? (buy) If I was Marty, Tali, or even Mark from The Luck­smiths, I’d date Danielle Steel. Better yet, I’d write a catchy tune called “Danielle Steel” and instead write about a girl who has “the mind of Sharon Stone / and the heart of Danielle Steel,” a ver­i­table “best of both worlds,” if you will. Then I’d date that girl. I’d take her to the movies, I’d take her to the movies again, and then I’d take her to see the parade, buy a pop (we call soda “pop” in Jupiter), and slink my arm round her slender side. Man do I love you, dream-based-apparition girl. –Joel 05. Aark­tica — “Aura Lee”…Or You Could Just Go Through Your Whole Life and Be Happy Anyway (buy) I never, ever pass up an oppor­tu­nity to use this song on a mix, which means that it’s been on approx­i­mately fif­teen of them since I started making mixes way back in the misty green depths of the early 00s. But I am unashamed! Here it goes on another. This “Aura Lee” is not, as best as I can tell, related to the Civil War folk song of the same name, though it does share some winter imagery and the same vaguely girl-related sub­ject matter. The wintry theme car­ries through to the music itself, with fuzzed out, dis­tant shoegaze gui­tars that tread lightly over a blanket of subtle drums. It’s the sound of Slow­dive stum­bling snow­blind through your laptop’s innards, get­ting all tan­gled up in the wiring but pressing on anyway. –Ben 06. Grizzly Bear — “La Duchesse Anne”Horn of Plenty (buy) Having recently joined two mem­bers of the g-pants gang at the Books show at which this band opened, I can say that Grizzly Bear are a lot more explo­sive live. A lot. But on this album they stay sub­dued, pre­fer­ring to ven­ture mostly into avenues better described as “haunting,” and this song is a per­fect example. The lay­ered vocals lan­guish (or more like “l’anguish,” OH) over the per­sis­tent guitar riff and other sounds like bluish curliques of smoke from a lover’s lonely cig­a­rette in the wee hours before a sad soli­tary sun­rise. It’s plain­tive and under­stated, like most of the rest of the album, and it’s lovely. –Niina 07. The Moun­tain Goats — “Jenny”All Hail West Texas (buy) I can’t help but think Jenny is the bike here. Whereas alot of bands use names as a quick and easy way to flesh out fem­i­nine arche­types, John D. just seems like too good a writer to need a trick like that–characters prac­ti­cally claw their way out of the tape hiss. It’s notable, I think, that his recur­ring pair of war­ring, volatile lovers only recieve the enig­matic des­ig­na­tion “Alpha”. Com­pared to the rest of All Hail West Texas–which piles on the misery and doom–Jenny is pretty lively, but like “Riches and Won­ders,” it’s got all sorts of dark cross­cur­rents, not the least of which is to who or what Jenny actu­ally refers. So why name the motor­cycle? I’ve got my pet the­o­ries: the nar­rator fetishizes the bike as a sub­sti­tute for the girl he’s slowly losing, as a con­den­sa­tion of their relationship’s best, and maybe most fatal qual­i­ties (“nine-hundred CCs of raw whining power”). Maybe, if you can’t love someone any­more, you can at least love the new Kawasaki she rode in on. –Mike 08. Tunng — “Jenny Again”Com­ments of the Inner Chorus (buy) Though it sort of steals the melody from Lennon’s “Oh Yoko” and though it apes the Books with its spoken word sam­pling, this one’s a sweet, sweet tune–a per­fect piece of dreampop whose placid, hushed mood nearly suc­cess­fully con­ceals a har­rowing story of murder and life­long regret. The lyrics are fairly straight­for­ward, but there are sev­eral lines that hit with a pecu­liar force. “Your edges dif­fuse in the light,” says the victim to his killer, and, in turn, the lis­tener to the song. –Ben 09. The Crash – “Lauren Caught My Eye”Wildlife (buy) Ben thinks I’m goofy for this, but holy crap, I love this song. I was orig­i­nally going to pick “Phoebe” from the same album for this mix’s theme, but this song is a jubi­lant, smiling, glit­tery Europop mon­ster that just won’t quit lurking in the metaphor­ical closet of my music taste. Maybe, because you are intrepid at making con­nec­tions, you remember that The Crash were men­tioned in the afore­men­tioned pantster’s recent inter­view with Magenta Sky­code. You’re right. And yeah, I dig on The Crash. Je né sais pas. Hope you do too. –Niina 10. The Rain­coats — “Lola” (the Kinks) — The Rain­coats (buy) With erratic gui­tars and bash-happy drums the Rain­coats assail this Kinks classic about a hap­less boy and a beguiling trans­ves­tite. One of the great things about writing a song around a girl’s name is the way you can wrap a melody around it, and Lola’s delec­table syl­la­bles are lov­ingly twisted, punc­tu­ated and stretched–the pop song equiv­a­lent of Nabokov’s unfor­get­table opening paean to Lolita. The droll female vocals add another layer to the sexual con­fu­sion, re-fashioning the song as an excer­cise in equal-opportunity gender play. –Mike 11. Deftones — “Min­erva”Deftones (buy) Min­erva was (as us lib­eral arts majors ought to know already) a Roman god­dess, respon­sible for the gov­er­nance of many things–chief among them, poetry. (And she was also cred­ited with the inven­tion of music. Thanks, wikipedia!). The Deftones’ “Min­erva” is prob­ably one of her lesser works in the poetry realm. The small snip­pets of lyrics that make any kind of sense do seem to out­line some kind of muse figure that the god­dess might be aligned with, but it’s pretty skeletal. Musi­cally, well, I guess it’s prob­ably not exactly tops there either, but it’s a rare ray of (murky) light in the per­petual cesspool of modern rock radio. Even if its album was a bit of a step back from the highs of Around the Fur and White Pony, this song is a gem and the closest they’ve come to fully assim­i­lating MBV into their post-hardcore sludge gestalt. Chino can still wail like no other and oh, those gui­tars aren’t far behind. –Ben 12. Someone Still Loves You Boris Yeltsin — “Gwyneth”Broom (buy) Hey, another song about a girl, what do you know! It’s all like, Jenny, 867‑5309, yeah! YEAH! Haha, keep ‘em coming! But to be serious, folks, “Gwyneth” is quite dar­ling. A graceful step back into a quiet calm and pretty sense of wonder, it’s prob­ably my favorite girl-based song, ever–gentle sweep, golden moments, hair-meets-your-eyes sad­ness, let little yarn unfurl. –Joel