Ambient Week ’07–Day 4–Rameses III

Things are slowly thin­ning out here at GPHQ. There is a nar­rowing in the air. I notice that Mike has arranged all his pen­cils neatly on his desk, the first with its finely sharp­ened point pointing away from him, the second toward, him, the third away again, and so on. All placed neatly side by […]

Ambient Week ’07–Day 3–Loren Dent

Loren Dent hasn’t gotten much cov­erage in the blogs or from major review sites yet. His label isn’t exactly Sub Pop-level, and his pack­aging looks like it could have been done in MS Paint (Times New Roman, holla!), but his music largely holds its own against the indie majors’ ambient artists. Whether this is a […]

Ambient Week ’07–Day 2–Stars o’ th’ Lid

(Artist name butchered to fit on one line, because I’m ridicu­lous like that.) Yeah, alright, maybe it’s the obvious move to talk about Stars of the Lid’s and Their Refine­ment of the Decline the day after I men­tioned it in ref­er­ence to Eluvium’s new one. Still, I felt like maybe I came off as slighting it. […]

Ambient Week ’07–Day 1–Eluvium

This week I’m going to try a little exper­i­ment. I’m going to post once a day for every weekday (M-F) on an ambient album from 2007. Try not to fall asleep. Those of you who’ve been reading gui­tarpants since our ear­liest posts may recall that Eluvium’s Talk Amongst the Trees made both mine and Mike’s […]

Ironically, Slavoj Žižek has argued that the future of the left actually involves embracing violence again

So sayeth Mike from his cubicle next to mine, anyway. But, I mean, he says stuff like that all the time and when has it ever been rel­e­vant to any­thing? Never. Aca­d­e­mics… This time, though… this time it might actu­ally be some­what rel­e­vant. I mean, I can’t exactly pic­ture the guys from McLusky plop­ping down […]

wonder what the hell’s so amusing off-camera

Here at GPHQ we get a… sub­stan­tial quan­tity of unso­licited musical sub­mis­sions. Some are from labels and PR agen­cies, some are from artists who are going it alone, some are from friends of bands street­teaming the shit out of their best bros’ work. All of it is wel­come, but let’s face it… lots of it […]

Nearly as much man-in-bearsuit as Nic Cage in The Wicker Man

Well, here’s the video for the first single from what will (unless this is the best year for music in a long, long time) most likely be one of my favorite records of the year: of Montréal’s Hissing Fauna, Are You the Destroyer? The song’s called “Heim­dals­gate Like a Promethean Curse,” and the video is […]

Girlpants’ Top Tens of 2006: Ben!!

Maaaybe you’ve been won­dering where we’ve been. Here’s the short answer: GPHQ got put under some kind of shady CDC quar­an­tine because Joel left a half-eaten banana sit­ting on his desk and it achieved a degree of low-level sen­tience. They just bar­ri­caded us in the office with the thing and told us to call them […]

low effort posting: in effect

So here’s a little exper­i­ment. I’ll put all of the recent albums I haven’t written about yet on random and write some­thing about the first five tracks that come up. Here goes! Brand New — “Hand­cuffs” — The Devil and God Are Raging Inside Me (pre-order) Starts off with plain­tive guitar strum­ming and lyrics drip­ping with […]

little things (that tear us apart)

Irene are an upfront and unpre­ten­tious pop band, so I’m going to skip the usual girl­pants sto­ry­telling tom­foolery and just get to the meat of this here post. Despite their benign, mid­western Amer­ican sounding name (makes me think of Colleen, but she’s totally dif­ferent), they’re from Sweden. Like many of their coun­tryper­sons, they’ve mas­tered the […]