Deftones Return with Diamond Eyes; An End to our Incantations?

It’s been a while since we’ve written about the Deftones here at girl­pants, not least because I’m the only one here who can stand them and because they haven’t put out an album in three-plus years. Nev­er­the­less, the some­what unlikely search term “Chino Moreno fat” keeps pulling vis­i­tors in to our blog. It’s so successful […]

The Best Worst Record Review of All Time; 10.0, Best New Video

For those of us who are in the above-25 age bracket, it’s old news that Pitch­fork, that ven­er­able bas­tion of hip­ster trend­set­ting and mediocre prose, was once down­right ter­rible. Unar­guably, inex­cus­ably so. Prob­ably every home­grown pub­li­ca­tion has these embar­rassing teething prob­lems, but in Pitchfork’s case this Ter­rible Epoch coin­cides neatly with the time when Founder and […]

Loscil – Endless Falls

Since 1999, Loscil (aka Scott Morgan) has been making the kind of dreamy, pleas­antly rain-soaked ambient music that might draw imme­diate com­par­isons to genre greats like Elu­vium, Bios­phere, and Stars of the Lid. Drones, field record­ings, and looped, nearly sub­lim­inal per­cus­sion all figure into Loscil’s soundscapes—an ideal mélange, I’ve found, for writing and writing, among […]

when u were young: girlpants does your childhood

If you read the bios of our writers here at girl­pants, one of the things you’ll inevitably notice is that every single one of them spends an inor­di­nate amount of time dis­cussing the subject’s child­hood, gen­er­ally in fond if overly wacky terms. Mike was born under a bad sign in Death Valley; Ben had an […]

friday filler fun

Well, we were sup­posed to have a new mix up for you by now, but, well… Mike left the coffee pot on and when it died a fiery death in the wee hours of the morning, no one knew how to cope. I mean, the fire put itself out and no one was hurt—or at […]

how I spent my two and a half years in the wilderness, pt. 1

Hey there, loyal readers. Yes, all three of you! It’s me, Ben. How are you? Oh, that’s good. Me? I’m just fine, thanks. I recently got a haircut and a sand­wich and my very own pair of shoes! You know, it feels like it’s been years since I saw you. What’s that? It has? But how can […]

I wanted to give you disneyland”

All apolo­gies to Niina, who I know is a fan, but I really don’t think Patrick Wolf has proved him­self to be a ter­ribly good musi­cian. I also think he’s a par­tic­u­larly annoying human being–though I admit that’s an opinion based entirely on a couple of his emails and blog/message board posts. Some P. Wolf […]

Björk: Still Nuts

It’s been about ten years since Björk put out an album I really cared about, but Post and Homogenic were enough to make her one of my favorite artists for many, many years. I was never able to get into the glitchier, more exper­i­mental later albums–Ves­per­tine had no hook for me, and Medulla was, for […]

Awful band name, awfully good album

How often does this happen? Too often, I say. To their defense, Dr. Dog do men­tion dogs fairly often in their songs (doc­tors, not so much). Still, I’m not sure if that’s reason enough to give them­selves such a name. Fur­ther­more, I can’t help but be reminded of Dr. John and Dr. Hook–but then again, maybe […]

Ambient Week ’07–Day 5–Dag Rosenqvist & Rutger Zuydervelt

As I close out ambient week, I’m also going to close out winter. Or, at least I hope I am. It’s been in the oh-so-beautiful 60s for the past week or so, and bar­ring deadly tor­na­does and unfor­tu­nately inat­ten­tive bus­drivers, the week has been one of the most pleasant I’ve had in ages. The sky […]