I’ve only been listening to straight-up doom sounds. But hear me out. There’s a lot of gorgeousness in doom. Why else would we love the silent napalm opening of Apocalypse Now? This album, Sabbath Assembly’s Restored To One (June 2010) is doom melody of the finest order. It’s gorgeous Age Of Aquarius-style choir psychedelia, controlled and chilling. And the origin story is truly fascinating: the songs are sourced from the hymnal of the Process Church of the Final Judgment. This church was a 1960s cult formed by an enigmatic power couple who, fed up with scientology and into self-improvement, started their own religion. The religion moved to the Yucatan, survived a hurricane, and, taking this to be a divine sign, relocated to the USA, grew, preached, donned black cloaks, designed magazines, and recruited celebrities. Their teachings are based around the worship of three major gods: Jehovah, Satan, and Lucifer, plus Christ as emissary to those three great gods. The Processians believe in balance: creation, execution. And this album is nine of their more than sixty original hymns, lovingly reworked by the remarkable vocalist Jex Thoth, whose voice functions as a clear 60s throwback but not at all “retro” on these tracks.
Sabbath Assembly — “Hymn of Consecration”
Each tune on the album seems to dedicate itself to one of the deities; “Hymn of Consecration” is a Satan song. The first time I heard it, I nodded along, and then I realized I was nodding along to an invocation of Satan (“purify me with the fire”). I had a chilling and beautiful moment with the Prince of Darkness. Can I say that? I’m not ever going to run for public office. But even if I did, and they impeached me, I’d still say this is one of the best of the year 2010 (anno domini). Here is a second, sexy, scary tune called “In the Time of Abaddon” — I like this one a lot because her voice cracks and it is the end of the album and it is thrilling, frightening and kind of sublime. “Amid the grand disorder / Amid the great destruction” are the final, unadorned words of the album and it’s a little bit terrifying.
Sabbath Assembly — “Time of Abaddon”
I want to be terrified. If you tell me you hate this we cannot be friends. You cannot come to my house and look at my copy of the Satanic Bible and we cannot be friends.






