Note: sometimes (and mostly because of me) Girlpants gets downright incestual. For instance, there’s a Pink Panzer show coming up on May 5th, and I’ll probably do a more extensive post about that sooner or later. I don’t think it’s wrong to post about the band, even though two of its members are writers for this site. Journalistic objectivity, at least in that regard, is something that’s pretty flexible when your readership is in the low hundreds at best. And I’m not shy about referencing where I get my music, or who’s recommended it to me, and I think that’s alright. Credit where credit’s due, and all that. So, that said, take my recommendation of at least the first of these comps with a small grain of salt. (I really do think it’s good, but my allegiance to its creators might play a role.)
First comes Sleep of the Banned, a compilation of ambient loops and drones (think: 1 Mile North, Ekkehard Ehlers, Eluvium, early Aphex Twin, etc) from the forums of anti-hipster (mostly anti-PFM) hipster website Hipinion.com. It’s the third in a sporadic series of board compilations, following on the heels of the Snakes on a Plane OST flash-comp (“are there metaphorical snakes inside you?”) and a collection of Bowie covers. This is discounting, of course, the board’s three compilations of members’ bands’ material and boarder Gonzo’s epic two-disc concept album about the board, all of which are surprisingly good.
Sleep of the Banned is either a testament to the latent talent present on the board or to how unfathomably easy it is to DSP good songs. (Warning: there’s a substantial argument in the project’s forum thread as to whether Geologist’s track is likely to blow out your speakers. It sounded fine on my [backup] headphones, but you might want to play it safe.) Check it:
- Cud Nylon — “Untitled 4″
- Robert — “One Chord Nord”
- Curtain — “It Was Not Obvious”
- Moses — “Untitled”
- DigitalBrad (Awkward Moments) — “An Evening With Boxed Wine”
- Canned Kitty (Windfucker) — “I Read That Black Holes Eat Stars”
- Harry Lime — “Untitled”
- Geologist — “Echoes”
- Kristopolis — “Sooner or Later”
- Crisp Arson — “Proteus”
- Percy Dovetonsils — “Heather Moves and Eyes”
- Paul (Radical of Genius) — “Nofunswick”
- Totally Not — “The Sally Jessy Raphael Show”
- Don’t Think — “Kings”
- Killd0zer (Abominog) — “Water Bored (Bored is Life rmx)”
- Queen Victoria — “Dance of the Midnight Monsters”
- Shermer High (Soft Disaster) — “Drone and Stutter”
- Kevin McCallister (w/Slang King) — “Hamburglar: Mixing Business with Pleasure”
- Crispin (Hadley) — “I Had an Arrow”
- Webb Bored (Catalpa Catalpa) — “Debbie Drone”
- 1 Mile North vs. The Grace Period — “Watership Dub”
- Cud Nylon — “Untitled 5″
- [“secret” track]
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Second (and also from the dark realms of Hipinion) comes a double-disc mix of songs from 1969, compiled by boarder Hey Look (aka Andy). The entire mix is available from his site, along with an extensive and enthusiastic if poorly copy-edited set of blurbs. It’s got some obvious choices right alongside a bunch of stuff I’ll bet you’ve never heard before, and all of it is excellent. Here’s the tracklist:
Disc 1:
1. The MC5 — “Kick Out The Jams (Uncensored)“
2. The Stooges — “1969”
3. Thunder and Roses — “White Lace and Strange“
4. Led Zeppelin — “Communication Breakdown“
5. Can — “Outside The Door“
6. White Noise — “Firebird“
7. The Soft Machine — “Pig“
8. Jefferson Airplane — “Volunteers“
9. Nina Simone — “Revolution (Part 1)“
10. Os Mutantes — “Nao Va Se Perder Por Ai“
11. Dr. Strangely Strange — “A Tale Of Two Orphanages“
12. Arzachel — “Garden of Earthly Delights“
13. Sonny Sharock — “Bailero“
14. Dusty Springfield — “I Can’t Make It Alone“
15. Sly & The Family Stone — “Somebody’s Watching You“
16. David Axelrod — “London“
17. Nick Drake — “The Thoughts Of Mary Jane“
18. Alexander “Skip” Spence — “Broken Heart“
19. Scott Walker — “The Old Man’s Back Again“
20. Fairport Convention — “Farewell, Farewell“
21. Amon Duul II — “Flower of the Orient“
22. Buffy Sainte-Marie — “The Vampire“
23. Bob Dylan — “Lay Lady Lay“
24. Neil Young — “Cowgirl in the Sand”
Disc 2:
1. King Crimson — “I Talk To The Wind“
2. David Bowie — “Space Oddity“
3. The Who — “Amazing Journey“
4. Charlie Haden — “Interlude (Drinking Song)“
5. Serge Gainsbourg — “L’ Ananmour“
6. Johnny Cash — “A Boy Named Sue“
7. Judy Henske & Jerry Yester — “Horse On A Stick“
8. Sunforest — “Lighthouse Keeper“
9. The Holy Modal Rounders — “Birdland“
10. The Summer Sounds — “Gimmie Some Lovin’”
11. The Kinks — “Victoria“
12. Don Cherry — “Psycho Drama (Excerpt)“
13. Quicksilver Messenger Service — “Who Do You Love, Pt. 1″
14. The Rolling Stones — “Love In Vain“
15. The Open Mind — “Magic Potion“
16. The Allman Brothers Band — “Whipping Post“
17. The Common People — “Soon There’ll Be Thunder“
18. The Flying Burrito Brothers — “Sin City“
19. Crosby, Stills, & Nash — “Helplessly Hoping“
20. John Fahey — “View (East from the Top of the Riggs Road-Bando Trestle)“
21. Captain Beefheart & The Magic Band — “Well“
22. Pharoah Sanders — “The Creator Has A Master Plan (Excerpt)“
23. Isaac Hayes — “One Woman“
24. The Beatles — “Something“
25. The Velvet Underground — “Candy Says”
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